Muzzy Elliot

It’s been a bad day to have the shtz, the news has left an agonising pit in my stomach that has led to a few close calls. I will always love you Jamie Vardy even if you did make me sht on my toilet seat. 🐐

I wouldn’t be if I was you mate. I’m not claiming to be ITK but I have got it on good authority that it looks like Steve cooper down there and smells even worse. Never the ones you expect.

Imagine if this is him planning for next season.

No, the fact it’s taken him this long to try and play a different way says it all.

Crushing pussay! By that I mean I accidentally knelt on my girlfriend’s vagina whilst in the throes of passion and she had to go to A&E. Still, good times, good stuff.

What the actual fck 😂😂

When’s the next international break?

Sounds like a PSR fiddle to me.

Pretty sure Soucek is a robot

Bunch of c***s

This is as bad as it’s ever been

Phil Mitchel’s gunna be in a hell of a state after this match.

Also closer to another loss.

So much happy clapping their hands have stuck together

That’s tickled me