Calm

...somewhere in a parallel universe there's a foxestalk where everyone's worshipping Cooper for keeping Leicester out of the bottom 3 all season...

Playing them at the right time... The whole of their first choice defence is out. (Veltman, Van Hecke, Webster, Igor, Lamptey) They're starting the match with only two defenders in the starting 11, 3rd choice CB Dunk (whose turning circle is like an oil tanker) and wingback Estupinan. Presume two of the four CM's are plugging the gaps? (Hinchelwood at RB, maybe Baleba at CB?) On top of this their two best attacking threats in Mitoma and Rutter are out. Sneaky upset on the cards here?

Worst two managers in the league go head to head... I'll go for a 0-0. Exciting times.

How s**t are Spurs!

2-2

26. Or, in other words, about 10 less than Cooper would have finished with.

Nothing to worry about, Palace only want £60M for him. Unfortunately LCFC are only willing to go to £50M.

And just think, Cooper might have fought out a hard to watch draw there...

Any of you lot that actually want Potter, must be absolutely off your tits... If it turns out to be Potter, nailed on relegation, pile your money on, and be prepared to be watch football played as a sedative.

Haven't they signed Rutter as backup for Pedro? Buonanotte needs to be playing regular to reach his potential and he'd barely make their bench this season.

I thought Rudkin bought him online with Bitcoin whilst playing Football Manager 2015? So maybe only a fourteen day returns window.

Don't worry about that, he's been s**t for years!

innit bruvva

Doubtful this is true, but would be okay as a squad player I guess. Need to sort the manager first IMHO.

Come on, fess up, who's stuck a tenner on Van Nistelrooy?!