CaliFOXnia

What do some people see when they watch football..?! Keeper is just about bottom of the list, let's concentrate on shifting the useless mongol we've got who's pocketing 70 bags a week to get splinters in his arse, shall we?

Not in the slightest bit arsed. Much like Kel for 90% of his Leicester career.

Am I really seeing Sammy Szmodics at 10million quid mentioned? We are absolutely Bob Bint and our potential transfer policy would be lumping ten mil on a geezer who's 28, never kicked a ball in the Premier League and, by all rights has had one good season? Year before last at Blackburn in the Championship he scored 5 in 34. His other Championship pedigree was 6 in 36 for Peterborough United. We're braindead, I'll give you that.. But surely, knowing we have what looks like extremely limited financial resource we aren't spunking 10mil here..?

Last I checked we were attempting to (or at least the concensus was that we'd like to) move away from players with certain attitudes/character traits.. Ticks every single box on a list of qualities I wouldn't want in a team-mate or a player for a side you'd expect to be in the trenches of a relegation dogfight again next season. And, technically, is he Prem level..? I'm not so sure. Not for me. Avoid.

Harrison Burrows would make alot of sense IMO. Potential is undoubtedly there to play higher, there may be a question mark about Premier League level, though.

Tell them, in the most impolite way possible, to f**k themselves.

It’s mind boggling if we aren’t tracking him at this point. Every time I watch him he looks better and better.

If Plymouth go down the numbers being quoted for Whittaker are bonkers. He will be absolutely adamant that he’s leaving rather than play in League 1 and they’ll be lucky to get anything north of £7.5mil IMO. Stay up and he’s probably still gettable for £12.5/£15mil.

You know, there's a case to be made that maybe we needed to win like that. I certainly didn't expect us to be capable of hanging in there, surviving the onslaughts and pressure for large periods of the game. I was certain we'd buckle. We didn't, and they deserve credit for that. Dug in, held on and ground out the 3 points. 3 to go..

Can’t help but laugh at the absolute 100% certainty this will happen pal 😂 Nothing else will do for us.

At this point in the season, I feel like I need to outline where I am with this utter shitshow. The Mrs is sick to the back teeth of my awful moods every weekend that started when we lay down to Cov at their place and got our arsed tickled, long winded, but here goes: F**k the Premier League, let’s be about right, this squad and football club as a whole has no business at the top table of football as it stands. We can’t compete (they’ve made sure of it with FFP and PSR and our ineptitude at every level compounded that), they’ll make an example of us for the sheer arrogance we showed in daring to challenge the “Big 6”. F**k Jon Rudkin, Susan Whelan and as painful as it is to say, Top. They’ve proven to be completely inept and incapable of running the club in way, shape or form. Without Khun Vichai, we’re a rudderless vessel. Get FOOTBALL people and concentrate on toblerone and aftershave sales and horse racing. F**k Enzo Maresca and his sheer blind loyalty to Plan A. Plan A hasn’t worked, so let’s have someone with a Plan B, shall we? F**k Wilfred Ndidi, Kelechi Iheanacho, Jannik Vestegaard, Danny Ward, Hamza Choudhury, Boubakary Soumare, Dennis Praet, Wout Faes et al who clearly couldn’t have given a monkeys about being at this football club for anything other than the kings ransom they’re being paid to do so. Clear the decks, start again (like we thought we would do upon relegation). Build a side around Mads, Ben Nelson, Will Alves, Harry Winks and the few in the squad who display the necessary to rebuild and develop the club. F**k Inverted Full Backs, sick to the back teeth of working the ball side to side, front to back and it getting to the wingers, both being doubled up on, with no intention of beating a man or delivering the ball into a dangerous area. Forcing the recycling of the ball, invariably being caught out and watching Wout Faes try and defend a 1 vs 1 situation in the absence of a full back we’ve got in the middle of the park pretending to be a centre midfielder. How many times does it have to happen? I can’t say F**k Jamie Vardy, KDH, Ricardo Pereira and Marc Albrighton, because of the past. But in all honesty, the time for sentiment has gone. No one wanted JV and MA’s time at the club to end like this, but thanks for all the unbelievable memories - we need to move on and we need the resources we use on you to do so. KDH, thanks for the performances this season (some we won’t mention but the numbers can’t be denied) - however, arguably our only saleable asset, so away you go and best of luck. Leaves us with, IMO - Mads, Stolarzcyk, Souttar, Kristiansen, Nelson, Coady, Winks, Braybrooke, Alves, Mavididi, Wanya, McAteer and Cannon to form the crux of squad to have another crack at the Championship because, unfortunately, this lot have done their bollocks and there is not a snowball in hells chance we win the playoffs, I’ll be shocked to my core if we win another 1 of the 4 left. What a sorry state of affairs we’re in, could only be Leicester City FC 🦊

Change this thread title to "The Enzo Out Thread", please.

We shouldn't be allowed corners. It's an utterly ****ing pointless exercise.

We could play all weekend here and not score. Blow it early, ref.

What on EARTH has happened to James Justin..?

Praet, Akgun, Cannon please.

Think this is what we'll look back on, chaps...

Good god, it just ain't meant to be, is it..?

Daka on at 88mins. Utterly ****ing pointless.

Wow, Mavididi. So, so bad..

Now to watch Iheanacho walk around for 20 mins. Fabulous, Enzo.

Mavididi, despite the late heroics has been utterly, utterly awful for weeks upon end now. That was nearly game, set and match.

Not arsed what anyone says, we're a better outfit with Daka up front.

I mean, that is an absolute worldie.

Again, the officiating in this league is f*****g abysmal, at very best.