Skidmark

I'd honestly back myself for this. When Meslier came onto the scene, he was incredibly highly rated by Leeds fans. Then spent most of the end of the season when they were in the Prem picking the ball out the back of the net. Hermansen had a few good saves this season against high profile teams, but in the games that's mattered he's been nowhere. He's a player we should 100% cash in on, rip another team off for a decent whack of money and use Stolarcyzk.

Meslier 2.0

I was only jesting. I've been in town earlier and did consciously look for bin men and thought 'I wonder if it's that intern.'

Put a proper structure in place at the top underneath top. It's that simple. Choose football minded people, ship out those responsible for farces like Rudkin and Whelan.

Best thread for a while on here.

I'd love Big Ange here. Bloke's a straight-shooter.

Agree that he's not good enough for the Prem. I think a season in the Champ like KDH and he'll smash it and would be necessary in his development. Could even get some money for him.

I think Kristiansen's fate is the funniest. He has the best season of his career, smashing it in Italy sandwiched between two relegations.

Thank you. There's more stories of me defecating in unexpected places and getting into trouble. But that's for another thread.

A very close family once put up a projector inside a palatial home, and it fell and slashed a 17th century painting of King Charles I. He wasn't sacked but was informed that 'it's a good job the paintings are insured as that one was worth around £12 million.'

That is psychopath stuff that. The worst thing I've ever done at work - I had a poo in a disabled toilet as it had a better flush than the staff toilets, a proper huge beastly thing got deposited in there. Instead of pulling the chain, I accidentally pulled the red triangle. Headteacher runs towards the toilet knocking on the door, shouting 'Is everything okay? Are you okay in there?' I had to put a fake voice on. He left and I ran out of there. No doubt he checked the CCTV after to see who the culprit was. Yes I'm a teacher.

I always remember a few seasons ago near the SEAT garage, last home game. Some bloke about 30 stone getting popped on the nose by a chap who was genuinely about 4 foot 6.

Double them up, chocolate on chocolate and munch. Even better with the caramel ones.