Buzzard

"Need to improve in attack and defence, but apart from that, it's all gravy"

Goodbye, sweet Prince

To be honest most of the decent u21 players at Fulham will have already been farmed out on loan.

I'm intrigued as to whether they'll go the whole hog and have the chap on the trumpet and Jersey Budd belting it out.

We genuinely should be losing.

That's because he is? Same audio feed for the audio commentary feed I think

Feel like i'm watching some North Korean propaganda with the LCFC tv commentary 🤣

*popcorn*

Got more points on his licence than he ever earned for us

So is Burns a winger? Not seen him make a forward run yet.

There are 57 reasons why he'll never play for us.

Sorry to ask, so why do you buy one at all!?

Pretty clear he's going to win and probably increase his vote share. If candidates from the other main parties stand, then he'll point and laugh at their feeble vote share. If they don't bother standing he'll have a ready made speech about the establishment turning their back on democracy etc etc

When you're telling these little stories, have a point!

Yep and if it hardly matters, why go out your way to do it when you know it's against the rules?