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Whoa whoa whoa - I don't understand why cheesemongers are so often maligned. Cheese is awesome.

I dreamt we smashed Charlton with Kingy in charge by the way. Granted I also dreamt recently that my family had me sectioned. Honestly. I do wonder if the two are linked. Even dreams have (dream) consequences it turns out.

He knows roughly where it is? Probably turn up at Belvoir St and wonder where Filbert Street has gone.

I can't like my own posts; which seems unfair as I like every single one of them. Can this please be looked in to, post-haste?

Reckon this 8 might give our XI a decent run for their money.

Carrick is making noises he doesn't really apparently want to be a football manager long-term. That's how worried he is about being approached and seduced by silver-tongued-Rudders.

AI. Rudkin is reading the contract.

@Angus Scott I think he's a mix between Iniesta and Xavi but still not as good as Skippy. Here's your platform mate. Don't waste it. I only platform fools once on a Monday.

Good use of whom; I've ensured to give you a like, which I don't do often.

In truth mate, that's on me since I don't know why I expected anything different (spoiler; I didn't). Must be nice in your world.

I think you're going to have to quote someone saying that as you regularly seem to attack points that no one is making. In a similar vein, I can't believe you think that scotch eggs should be banned and that the colour yellow is offensive and that dogs should be round up and shot in front of their owners. Do you see how tiresome it is? Can someone else pick the baton here please? I don't like punching down. Do we have a 6 year old who can try to explain it to him?

Don't be surprised to see Graham Alexander linked; purely based on something I heard from a friend. I'm putting it out there. I don't know what he's like as a manager and pass no comment.

He's perfected the art of putting in an occasional good performance. I think he needs to move on; but to be honest he's going to get a lot of minutes this season.

I've taken the plunge. Anyone play this? Looks really good to me. Love the aesthetic.

Fuchs is serving his apprenticeship at Newport ahead of joining Kingy and then taking us on a League 2 tour of our own.

OBJECTION! - relevance. What recruitment?

Well, it can't get much worse can it. I'm in favour.

Not entirely sure why I apostrophised owners there. Apologies but it should keep the grammar police in business.

I suspect it will be Andy King's if he actually wants it and keeps us up and that any new owner's will be told he's replaceable.

Let's be honest; he'd probably be our best full back.

Right that's him gone. Rudkin and Luke Thomas and Winks and Soumare next.

Send a few to Maidstone.

I'm not actually sure that's true; but accept your source may be better than mine.

Yes; this is spot on. We still see glimpses of it when we get quick turnovers and teams are a little over-committed forward against us; but in the regular patterns of play our wide players in total; wingers and full backs are entirely nullified.

Announce Franck.