urban.spaceman

Labour gaffes: 1. Conservative gaffes and outright lies: 3,000. Tough day for Labour.

Sunak: Starmer doesn’t have a plan but his plans will cost you £2000 in tax rises whereas I’ll lower them despite it being me who raised them 23 times. x12 Starmer: that’s a figure made up by your own special advisors who just made up what they thought our policies would be and put it into this website. Oh and by the way the same website literally said that your own policies were more expensive, ya daft bollocks. the British media: STARMER DIDNT EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION

Well that settles it.

"Next question is Gareth from Slough. ""Would you rather have a face like an arse, or a face like a weasel?"

What's on?

We've had 14 years of Tory rule because Nick Clegg was good at remembering names. These debates should be illegal.

If Etchingham was a goalkeeper she'd be Danny Ward.

Julie's already lost Vorderman.

Sunak should already be on a yellow.

This is too loose, you've already killed @Mark_w and @Sly after 5 minutes. It needs to be more specific like "I have a plan" or "the plan is working".

Sunak looks like someone is really, really high but is desperately trying to look like someone who is not really, really high.

THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Jesus H Christ.

I’m not a fan of this.

Mostly decent article but it doesn’t mention the fact that the Premier League tried to hand down our punishment to the EFL despite there being nothing in the rules allowing that, which is the second case we won against them. As for the Sheffield United example they used as the one case of an EFL investigation being passed up, the club probably only agreed to that because their relegation was already inevitable and the deduction was reasonably low.

They can’t even get a flag the right way up.

I ****ing love the internet.

Do we get to nominate two out of the three judges like Man City did?

"Everything is awful but it will be less awful under us despite us causing all the awful for 14 years pls vote for us etc" isn't exactly a thrillling political broadcast is it?

He... He was a blue before lads.

****ING FINALLY going after Sunak for his finance career. And in the best ****ing way possible.

This needs to go up on a billboard in Clacton.