urban.spaceman

The clip of him on ITV on election night 2019 next to Momentum founder tearing him and Corbyn to shreds was absolutely spot on. He predicted that they'd just start a betrayal narrative rather than take responsibility for anything they'd done and they're still proving him right. There's a 20-year gap on his list where the only thing he could come up with is "went on a march that didn't even stop the thing we were protesting about". The march wasn't even in his constituency. I don't think they care about losing Islington North in the grand scheme of things. Like Alan Johnson said, for most of the last 40 years he might as well have been independent.

We need to sign someone called Justin Jordan to complete the set.

Is it just me who completely misread his last name?

Jeremy's campaign leaflet is so light on parliamentary achievements in the last 40 years that he's listed "saving the No. 4 bus" in 2022 as one of them

People that look like this:

Honestly just sick and tired of being a constant supply line to these ****ing parasites.

He's not stupid enough to go to Wembley today is he?

Spoke too soon didn't I

Can I change my prediction? I honestly think now that they'll get under 100 seats.

DO THE RIGHT THING on BBC 2 right now too.

I'm sure Rudkin can be trusted to find a fitting Souttar.

People just need to spam every Tory policy announcement with the screenshot of Partridge lying on the bed using his dictaphone.

"It ain't me. It ain't meeee"

CANDYMAN just started on Film 4! The original with Tony Todd. Haven't seen this for DECADES

"We will never have another Conservative government again" Don't threaten me with a good time Andrea.

I want Labour to recover every penny from these corrupt bastards.

There were rumours late last night that he was going to resign.

He's staying at home. Even he can't **** that up surely?

Rishi you're literally building a RED WALL.

When the cinema staff gave you salted popcorn instead of sweet like you asked.