DAS Boot

I’d rather extend my nob onto a railway line and have a train run over it repeatedly than extend this guys contract. It really cannot happen.

No.

So accurate

We’re hitting different levels of awful under this guy. Nothing made sense last night. Positioning was all over the place, defending was comical, passing atrocious, press non existent, very limited movement. I hate to have a pop at a fellow supporter but if you’re trying to make an argument for this guy staying in post, you really need to have a word with yourself. This guy is putting us on a downward trajectory that we may not recover from for a very long time.

Enormous

For anybody that still doesn't buy into us being in financial trouble, the sale of Fatawu in Jan SHOULD wake everyone to the fact that the KP run is over.

Prepare for spanking

Goalkeepers dont generally get better by not playing. He has made a couple of mistakes but it is his first season with us as a Number 1. That comes with it’s own pressures and difficulties. Throw into that, the back 4 and DM that have been in front of him have been for want of a better word, gash. It doesn’t lend him much scope to be a world beater. Hermanson looked dogshit after he came back from injury and people were saying we should have got £50m for him. Cut Jakub some slack.

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Gorra gerrim in the bin. He’s awful.

He’s only just turned 25 and he hasn’t played behind a stable backline. I think he’s a decent keeper in the same way that Chris Kirkland was. He’ll have a good career but he won’t be a Kasper. Jakub, Nelson, Monga, Evans will all be decent enough, but without good quality around them, they’ll never raise their game up beyond average.

Must remember to switch off notifications.

The relegation did not come down to one moment. Whilst that penalty could have made a difference, we wasted so many other opportunities that season. The relegation was on the cards from the opening day when 2-0 up at home on the hottest day of the year to Brentford, the poison dwarf refused to make any subs, squandered the lead and went on to blame the weather. Rogers was a ***** for downing tools but i’m getting less and less mad at him as time passes and we see what King Power are doing to us.

Completely unprofessional how he’s conducted himself. Never want to see him play for us again.

JORDAN AYEW HAVIN A PARTEH BRING YOUR HORLICKS AND YOUR CARDEH

Need to get rid of Abd……aaarrrgghhhh!

Sort of signing Stoke would make. He’d go on to bag a bunch of crucial goals including the winner against us prompting posts of, ‘Fvcks sake. Another one we missed out on’. Signing until the end of the season with the option of another year wouldn’t be terrible. It would be so very difficult to get a striker worse than Daka or Carranza.

Don't really like to wish injury on any player, but I think it might do the team the world of good if Ayew was to pick up a hamstring injury in the first 10 minutes and Evans got to play virtually the whole game.

No point. Just an attempt at some light hearted humour to make me feel better before Bristol City suck the hope from our souls.

Didn't realise we'd moved to 'Poor, sweet Marti' already. I haven't even had a chance to get my 'Marti Out' t-shirt printed yet.

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He'd tear up the Championship.

He isn’t very good but I have zero confidence that if the club pulled the trigger and got him out, they wouldn’t get someone better. In fact they’d probably make it worse.