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We actually got dispossessed by Pawson.

I like to dunk on SKy commentary, but that clog joke was pretty good.

Every time we get Pawson he's like this. Gives the other team a massive advantage, they are given carte blanche to hack us down all afternoon, we tackle fairly and get punished for it.

Pawson doing his usual efforts against us.

It's like they are all insufferably smug variations on the guy from the crying into your hovis video, but they disappear off the face of the earth when they lose, so you can't even enjoy the "WHAT'S WRONG WIV YA LEEDS" meltdown. Best you'll get is a post telling you they made more noise and "won the singing"

Sticking this in here because it's vaguely FFP related: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68361025 Club with the most expensively assembled squad of all time, who gets 100 million per season just from Adidas, who tried to destroy the entirety of English football with their super league shenanigans and got off Scot free, would like the taxpayer to pay for a new stadium to further increase their ill gotten gains. Scumbags. Real financial fair play would be stopping these pricks from spending anything, that club is a malign presence that corrupts everything in top flight football. Can we have a new stadium expansion on the taxpayer to compete with them? Of course fecking not.

I'm hoping that although they are pretty crap, Sheffield Wednesday and Huddersfield will have a decent go at Leeds, given that it's a local derby and they are at home. They'll probably roll over and get pantsed though.

Finding out it was Chris Kavanagh explains everything about today's referreeing performance. The guy genuinely needs investigating, he's done us over so many times over the years.

Two isn't it? O'Neill and Gary Megson. Can't believe you forgot about O'Neill

Not bad, got the job done against a Watford team who were given carte blanche to Rugby tackle all afternoon, whilst we were banned from making any kind of challenge at all without it being a free kick to them. Special shoutout to Porteous, who got away with a horrible tackle in the first half, then spent the rest iof the game continually fouling Daka, before finally being booked for hacking down Doyle, and the immediately turned around and dissented the ref to his face. Then turned away. Then came back and dissented in his face a second time without picking up a second yellow.

Another foul worse than the one Fatawu was sent off for goes unpunished in any way by refs. Consistent.

My theory is the club genuinely believed the people who complained about tifos obstructing their view when they said the players walking out is their favourite bit of the game and think we all really enjoy a good 2 minute walking out the tunnel clip

Perhaps someone should tell Flick to give her head a wobble, but if she did she'd just end up looking more like their Mum Lynne. She was like a nodding dog taped to the dashboard of a land rover with broken suspension.

Slightly worried that the higher ups at Reach PLC might not understand the things people are saying in this thread, so I've taken the liberty of translating things into their native language (ShitHeadLineIsh) so they can understand: "Not Paying" - Leicester Mercury sent financial message as readers react to shock news "Broke Soon" - Reach PLC sent shocking prediction following pricing bombshell Leicester residents Subscription stance revealed as Reach PLC make decision:

TWO MORE YEARS, TWO MORE YEARS BOUBA SOUMARE TWO MORE YEARS, TWO MORE YEARS WE'LL PAY, TWO MORE YEARS, TWO MORE YEARS BOUBA SOUMARE UNTIL HE LEAVES IN THE USUAL WAY (Bosman)

My modest proposal for a fairer financial system in top flight football - I call it the plastic twat tax. For every replica shirt sold worldwide for a big 6 team, 50% extra should be added on to the price and redistributed to all other clubs. This is to set a precedent that being a glory hunting little man utd nobber from London/Torquay/Wales/Rest of World is not acceptable, and incentivise parents to make sure their kids get into football properly instead of taking the easy childish option of supporting some horrible big 6 club as an alternative to having a personality of their own. Every Tottenham fan who mentions championship ffp breaches online in reference to our title win will result in a 10 million pound anti stupidity tax payment being due from Spurs to support Championship clubs. Every match that Sky Sports or Tnt sports televise featuring the big 6 should come with a proviso that the broadcaster must pay for free online streams to fans of away teams for all 3pm Saturday kick offs in the Prem and Football League, plus pay the standard broadcast fees that they would give the big 6 to all the other home teams. This will help to prevent any loss of revenue due to piracy that the broadcasters and Prem are very concerned about, and help focus their minds on the fact that they are clearly too stupid to realise they won't actually accept money from fans to watch the games legally, whilst making it clear to them there is a cost to be paid for their inflation of the number of glory hunting big 6 fans. Finally, a luxury extra high vat rate should be chargeable on any toiletries or other products that advertise using big 6teams and players in every ad break during televised football - which should hopefully lead to an end to Nivea Liverpool ads or Mason mount sure deodorant commercials. Or that shit Klopp beer ad. The revenue from this should go into supporting grass roots football.

What always gets me is the question about being involved in espionage. If you ever catch a spy with that, they must be the shittest spies ever. "Are you a spy?" "Yes. No wait, I mean no. Bollocks. I was confused by your accent, could I have a Russian translator please, comrade."

Can't trust the football opinions of a man who is completely unaware that his dog has been opening dodgy overseas bank accounts.

This is driving me nuts. Never found a bloody working stream, only followed the game via match thread. Sitting here refreshing youtube for the goals, and then the club updates their channel - with interviews. CAN I SEE THE BLOODY FOOTBALL PLEASE, I'VE BOUGHT EVER LEGAL MEANS OF DOING SO IN THIS COUNTRY. Would actually be easier if I was sitting in a foreign country, then the club will take your tenner and let you watch.

Vardy, Mahrez and Drinkwater were all signed before Rudkin became DoF. Since he's been DoF though, we've signed Slimani, Ward, Soyuncu, Perez, Praet, Ndidi, Silva, Vestergard, Iheanacho, Mendy, Tielemans for big money and it seems pretty clear that on their departure they will have raised sod all when they left, as most of them have got away on Bosmans.

I now have the fear that we'll get to the tail end of the season and Abdul and Yunus will suddenly not be selected any more, to avoid triggering appearance based obligatory purchase options.

Just needs a set of cheap sunglasses to complete the look Seriously though, I don't believe that we are actually signing this guy, Rudkin has just fallen for a very elaborate DEEZ NUTZ joke that will be emailed to him by the Sporting Lisbon chairman at 14 seconds past the deadline tomorrow...

They are clearly very agreeable people. Must have terribly dry skin on their hands though, worn away from all that handshaking.

They are desperate, chasing the game and just lobbing every thing forwards to try and get something. Most of those goals are from set pieces anyway, it's not as if we are being overwhelmed in open play, more that we are not that good at defending corners at the moment. Wba was a long throw (and we scored a winner ourselves because the desperate west brom had chucked so many people forward we did them on the counter attack), yesterday was a corner, Millwall at home was corners. Other than Ipswich and their spawny deflections, most of these late goals are because we aren't great at set piece defending.

If you think the passing around at the back is pointless, you need to pay more attention to what the opposition are doing while we do it - their forwards and midfielders are being made to make repeated shuttle runs side to side to close us down. At the same time we are doing it, Vestergard, faes, hermansen etc are barely having to move at all. There's a reason we score more in the second half, the passing at the back softens them up and slows them down, then we can exploit them and create more later on. Feels like we've spent years on here complaining the team/manager can't break down an organised defence on a team that sits back. Now we can. Yes, it involves patience and back passing, but that's because the opposition is often here with the sole intention of sitting back and stifling the game. Blame them, they have rocked up to do nothing exciting, the passing at the back is a necessity to draw out the opposition, soften them up and then break through. It's like trying to pry open an oyster, it's just sat there clammed up and we are going to each side of it trying to lever the bloody thing open!