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Slimani? WE ARE BACK MATH FACKERS

The Croatian Nightmare ft Ed Tudor Pole's gimp on keyboards

Every cameraman at the Eurovision just got convicted for upskirting.

Armenia rocking out then:

Takes a strong man to get his nob out on stage whilst wearing a shirt associated with the words "Micro" and "Soft". Stunning and brave.

So Finalnd, what's your pitch for this year? Imagine the Gobbledegooker, but instead of a chicken it's a guy in a Windows 95 shirt with his nob out Sounds great, here's your entry card.

Claudia Winkelman would be fuming at this blatant appropriation of her haircut, if she could actually see her TV from behind her fringe.

Surely we won't end up the only team with a points deduction, I can't see Forest and Everton sorting out their finances sufficiently to not get done again. Chelsea will probably fall foul of it at some point next season as well.

Yesterday was a cracking day for an ice cream pre or post match.

Here's the story - council announced they bought the whole centre, partly to save cash on the stupid lease they had for the theatre. https://news.leicester.gov.uk/news-articles/2021/november/council-purchase-of-haymarket-centre-will-generate-funding-for-services/ Unless ING are the "management agents" mentioned in the article? Confusing.

I thought the council had bought the Haymarket, it was in the news a couple of years ago. Had a Google myself, and it brings up both ING and the council, so no idea what the current state is.

Have they been taking food and drink off people again then? I remember they had a crackdown at the start of last season, and then the club (Jim) clarified that we were allowed 500 ml bottles of water. I had a look at the clubs own ground regulations on the website, and it says nothing about food, but it does say no bottles (as it could be thrown as a weapon, allegedly). Of course if you bring a Capri sun with you, it's in a pouch, not a bottle, so would that be allowed?

The club are delighted to announce the opening of the "Jon Rudkin Retired Donkey Sanctuary of Excellence", a permanent, peaceful, pastoral home for a large number of gentle, elderly donkeys, who may or may not have been falsely advertised on vinted and eBay as thoroughbred racehorses. The club would also like to reiterate that it is completely impossible to determine who may or may not have been responsible for purchasing the donkeys.

When you need to tell everyone on other clubs forums that Farke is manager of the year But Leeds lost 4-0 to QPR

Flipped a table at cash converters.

As we return to the Premier League, I feel the best way to describe the moment, is to use a wise phrase taught to us by our Algerian friends, when we signed Slimani or Ghezzal or some other dosser. So, Man Utd, Liverpool, Tottenham, Premier League, SURPRISE. WE ARE BACK, MATHFACKERS.

Was Bazanu the worst for this stat in the Prem last season as well? I remember him being up their with Ward. Quite the achievement to be worst 2 seasons in a row even after dropping down a level.

If the club is so hard up for income, perhaps a better idea might have been trying to avoid getting relegated and losing their biggest income, Prem TV money, instead of sitting around doing nothing for all of last season to "not fail FFP" - then failing it anyway.

He was trying to go to Portman Road, but he just took a couple of deflections on the way

So, season tickets are up 5% - but if you factor in the extra £25 for the card that makes the percentage increase almost double that in some parts of the ground - e.g., Kop ticket, 5% increase + £25 means its gone from £435 to £483 for the season on renewal - almost 11% increase.

They spend a lot of time mucking about with balls around the back, and never keep a clean sheet, what do you expect?

The club is so so paranoid about pitch invasions, I wouldn't be surprised if given the choice between staying down and financial oblivion and going up with a pitch invasion, they'd go for staying down instead