Trav Le Bleu

What's option b)?

I understand David Seaman is available.

Nobody's making you play golf.

Worth noting. Very few "news" media don't have a bias.

Not when they can send millions of young men and women to do it for them.

Very much a bronze trophy which 98% of users have attained.

Kids so addicted to screen time that they would get up early on a Saturday morning and queue, even in the rain.

Within the next five years?!

My mate works in the flags department and he says he's never had it so easy.

I used to have a mister mister, but it broke a wing.

Leicester legend.

What's Gok Wan got to do with it?

So Elon gets to write history and decide what is true?

Get a Leicester City fan, complete with clapper. Sadly though, they can let off a lot of hot air.

You have a lot more faith in humanity than I do

As Dr @Izzy always says, "laughter is the best medicine." Which is why he's not a Dr.

Yeah, so long as they have the money.

Kinky.

I've had a cold shower every night this week before bed. It's the only way. Not looking forward to work tomorrow in 30+° No doubt RM will give usual health & safety lip service while still insisting everything gets done on time (and no earlier starts like the binmen - must be great to work for someone who values their staff).

I can imagine the adverts already. "Lethal injection or pushed under a train? Cyanide tablet or held under water for 5 minutes? The choice is yours at Sue Had Died Services. We're there, so no one needs to care, anymore. Credit available subject to eligibility. Terms and conditions apply."

But how much are you willing to invest?

Be thankful it's not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!

You could've washed it down with some champ-ag-ne.

The drums have stopped....