Trav Le Bleu

And same for you mate.

My condolences. You always know you can DM me.

I'm waiting...

Your mate? No idea.

@SecretPro

Now you're just being delusional.

Let's see if you can get the full set of reactions.

Elite women football teams (such as I've seen over the past few days) would be beaten by your average Sunday league men's team.

This something that I've always wondered, why you so rarely see dead birds and when you do, it's usually obviously because of an accident or being attacked by another animal. You would think that some time in your life you'd see a bird just fall out of the sky, dead.

Did you know - and it's really obvious when you think about it, you've never seen this - birds don't urinate Also, just be glad you've not got Andean Condors in your guttering.

Hello and commiserations, my fellow postie. They can also lag terribly, or not at all, or come back with the message "sorry, we're not in right now or "you are being recorded right now". If anyone has a ring doorbell and has got video footage of a postie saying direct to camera, "well, I can juggle, maybe be do a song and dance routine, tell a few jokes... What would you like?", that was me.

Pigeons wait until the last minute to move out of the way of your car, not because they're stupid, but because they can process visual information much faster than humans, so can easily judge the moment they absolutely have to take-off.

Can't believe it's Hulkenberg's first podium. He's one of those drivers who you'd think have several.

Had me confused for a couple of seconds Get Toto Wolff in as manager!

I don't draw that conclusion. It's a common supposition. Proportional representation allowed the Nazi party to gradually gain traction until they reached the position they were in by 1933. If course that wasn't the sole reason and no one can say for sure, but it certainly had a part to play.

Fixed

In a couple of cases the intended person for the role has had to resign, but it seems to me that it's part of the whole "let's try something different" movement that is the ethos of Reform.

You've probably seen in the news that the Bank of England are asking the public to suggest who and where should be on the new £5, £10, £20 and £50 notes. So which 4 LCFC personnel would you suggest for each note and which 4 Leicester landmarks? £5 - Martin O'Neill and Old John £10 - Muzzy Izzet and Filbert Street £20 - Claudio Ranieri and The Clock Tower £50 - Jamie Vardy and the National Space Centre

Pervert!

Under a FPTP system it's unlikely the Nazi party would have risen to power.

What do know, Rooster-boy!

A manager would be nice.

Ian Holloway has just got off a train at London Rd Station