Trav Le Bleu

I'll run with this... - Phil Parkinson is shock new favourite to take over at Leicester after revealing he never liked Deadpool and finds actors "boring and pretentious". - Jürgen Klopp says he is ready to return to football and feels that he needs "something challenging" this time. Preston, Leicester and Wednesday are among the frontrunners to secure his signature. - Christian Horner hints that he still has a role in sports, just maybe not motorsport. Having been seen at a Polo match in Thailand, could he be eyeing up the vacant manager's position at Leicester City?

Matt Gillies was on 5L 2S and 6D a week.

You forgot the snakes, scorpions, crocodiles, dingos, poisonous duck-billed platypus and kangaroos throwing themselves in front of your car for the lols. I see your point.

Dammit man, you've got polar bears, grizzlies, mountain lions and wolverines, not to mention moose throwing themselves in front of cars. Get out there!

Mondegreens? That's what they're called. I always used to think the lyrics for Toto's Africa went, "there's nothing a hundred million men on Mars could ever do."

Half-life 3

Geryouin!

Top has just come out of the lavvy.

If you look on the first few pages you'll see tweets from Rob Dorsett and John Percy.

You and @SecretPro could end up in the same ditch together.

If you can confirm, are there maple syrup baths? Cos if so, I'm sold!

Do you mean Ginger?

Modern cars with teeny teeny indicators that you can barely see in bright conditions. Seems to be a bit of a trend.

Ger'errin!

Do not call 999 on hosepipe users, police say - BBC News https://share.google/4EGwliSuO24qdkVjn Was this you @leicsmac?

At the moment I'm wishfully thinking about having hope.

Because it's you, I'll forgive you. This time...

David Speedie, Larry May, Gerry Taggert, Arthur Rowley, Keith Weller and Dino Zoff. Not sure about it's authenticity.

But where's Rohl?

What happens to a person that they turn out like this? Not only corrupt, but so thick they think that fighting for Russia in the Ukraine would be just the break they need? I'm betting the Russian words he knows are, Spasibo, privet, do svidaniya, glasnost, perestroika, gulag, vodka, stroganoff, Kremlin, tsar (csar, tzar, czar - that's 4 in 1!), borscht, spartak, lokomotiv, dynamo, sputnik, vostok, da and niet.

And an almost fanatical devotion to Jon Rudkin.

HMP Whosanaughtyboythen.

Really is very sad, especially when you consider that to some people £4-5m is loose change.