Trav Le Bleu

Saw a guy on his phone today driving down the wrong side of the road while on the phone. He was on a mobility scooter

And Jews, people with squinty eyes, people who walk funny, any man who wears pink, anyone who thinks Jim Davidson isn't funny, anyone who knows more than five foreign words...

Despite, historically, having ravaged most of it, unlike the Saxons.

Spaceman was an awful song with nonsensical lyrics. "My navigation systems would search for other signs of life." Well no wonder you didn't find anything, you're using the wrong equipment you hirsute moron!

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This is nuts even by Eurovision standards

Made up entirely of French letters.

I thought we were an autonomous collective?

They're not erased though are they, they're offline. They still exist. He could perhaps acquire them via a third party?

Just bought Dungeon Crawler Carl on the back of numerous comments on here. It had better be good...

how stupid can you get? I mean, it's not brain science is it?

Bumbaclaat is bum cloth = toilet paper Rasclaat is much worse That's a used sanitary towel.

Oh, I see. Is our entrant not singing in English? Welsh or Gaelic might boost our chances.

Put subtitles on. When they're not singing in English, subtitles will be they've done this for years now.

It's the reason I occasionally watch it. Get behind one of the more different, musically accomplished acts in the knowledge that it'll either be some formulaic, earnest, but dull tune or country which has lots of "connections" that will win. The voting is usually hilarious and predictable.

It's weird. I imagine that the north is little affected by immigration, specifically the illegal sort. I've been in Lincolnshire this past week. Barely seen a person of colour or heard a foreign accent, yet this is Reform central. I get that Boston has had a large immigrant influx, but outside of that I can't understand why everyone is so worried about immigration, it's certainly not bothering me

Lots of Tory and Reform voters need to apply for Labour party membership and then vote for Starmer in the leadership contest, just for the lols

Imagine the running battle when it bumps into the Dyslexic Society's 'Untie The Nation' rally.

How very magniloquent.

Not a new word You Rasclaat.

Don't worry, it'll soon mean underperforming.

Pornstar's Shame at Being Elected as Reform Candidate.

Is it Suella?