Trav Le Bleu

You have more than one drive? Surely you can afford a boat to park on one of them.

Going to the buffet after @Parafox

If they used decent straws this wouldn't be a problem. However, the food you're buying is nasty crap, why should the straws be of a high standard?

Or the Malvinas

Woke up feeling exhausted.

Gives a new meaning to "tossed salad".

Springwatch is back and Michaela Strachan just said, "tits in your f-hole." This is why you pay the licence fee!

Selfish dicks who would rather risk someone's life than walk a few minutes. RNLI lifeboat crew struggle to park for Norfolk rescue - BBC News https://share.google/D5YbEn3747FgYHEEY I know Wells well and the beach is about ¼ mile from the actual village, and the beach car park isn't massive, but to think it's ok to block access to the lifeboat station, which is a little before the carpark, to avoid a (very pleasant) 10 minute walk, is pathetic. These people should receive the highest possible fines.

It's foul.

Icebergs

Student flats. Gonna knock them both down and build student flats.

Technically, Begovic will be the best keeper in the league. Whilst we want to bring through younger players, we don't want to have to rely on them.

People shouldn't have to work long hours. They should get paid well for what they do do (no sniggering at the back.) This would create more jobs. For every two people working 60 hrs a week finding they're getting the same for 40, you're creating an extra job, which then removes that person from the benefit system. Work to live, don't live to work.

The way both the EPL and EFL handle these things is just ridiculous. Teams in, teams out. Points deductions mid season. Appeals going on for months. Big teams blatantly getting away with it. Just stop interfering.

I've seen nice, framed canvas versions of that for less money. In fact, I bought one as a gift years ago in the gallery at Staunton Harold.

Great name and an impressive fencing manoeuvre.

I'm not sure we should be vilifying just one dog breed here.

Isn't he going to be the new James Bond?

Aye, on the roads is my meaning.

Hot weather doesn't half bring out the dickheads

I have loads of bits I've picked up for the garden that people were throwing away. I have two old wooden half barrels that someone was chucking out, the kind that cost £60-70 in most garden centres. In my job I get to see a lot of gardens and the number I see with really nice pots that have nothing but weeds growing in them or nothing at all. I so want to ask them if they'd let me repurpose them.

We've had to stop feeding the birds because it attracts rats from overgrown neighbours' gardens.

@Izzy didn't have to do anything. His servants did it for him.

And whilst 41 would be twilight years for most racing drivers, NASCAR drivers can go into their 50s and even 60s.

Some cafes will let you have their used coffee grounds for free (it's just their waste, you're doing them a favour) and it's excellent in compost. We have a tiny caddy in the kitchen that our egg shells, tea bags, veg peelings, etc go into and then tip it into the compost bin when it gets full.