Trav Le Bleu

Never lied once on a CV. I am not given to lying, ever. Just cos you're some jaded someone could carve a Buddha out of you doesn't mean there are some honest people in the world. What benefit is there in claiming to be able to do something you can't? *Puts soapbox back in emergency soapbox storage*

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdl6594835o Well done Mr Asylum Seeker, you've just strengthened AfD's election campaign.

I tried leaving my passport with the hotel, but Kings Lynn Premier Inn didn't want to know.

Glad it's not too bad. You realise they'll only let you out when you accept we are going to be relegated.

What a nonce. How to remove the joy from your dram.

As someone who increasingly delivers all kinds of mundane parcels to people, I swear there are people who never leave their houses. Honestly, there are people who buy stuff online that would cost less than the postage if bought from the shop down the road.

Spelt Kay wrong? I guess you'd got your head in the clouds.

Nobody ever said this. At least, not on Star Trek

He injured it on Neil Lennon's face

Couple win refund after buying £32m moth-infested London mansion https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/feb/10/couple-win-refund-after-buying-moth-infested-london-mansion When you think about renters living in mouldy, damp houses that can't get their landlords to do anything. Then you get billionaires who, instead of getting in a pest control company for what would be pocket change, get a £32m refund and no doubt paid lawyers £1000s.

What... the curtains? Eh, @Parafox?

Unfortunately, and I've diligently looked into this, Australia has no jurisdiction in Kettering, despite the 1925 Barton Seagrave Vegemite Riots.

Sadly, those people have huge governmental influence, in all countries.

You leave my ears out of it!

Israel and Palestine are pretty much as bad as each other. No one comes out smelling of rose.

I've just about haddock nuff of it!

You don't have to get on with your boss, you just have to show him you can do the job.

Beef

Some items, eggs are a common example, have a display until and then a best before date. Re: eggs, there's a very simple way to test if an egg is off. Put it in water; if it floats, it has gone off. If it stays on the bottom, it's fine. I've eaten eggs over two weeks past their display until.

I've just got this on Steam.

I thought he was a winger?

Well done Pilgrims.

Is what I thought. Fergie-time.

Can we sign Conor Hazard?

I was thinking that this might be another thread started by hburton7125.