Miquel The Work Geordie

Are u mad

Best time of year to do it in my eyes brother, not really been icy this year (yet) either. Get the minutes in the tank now because it'll be June and bloody sticky soon

80,000 merry souls in the KP against Man City belting this out

Been pretty impressed with how he speaks (including Newcastle) but he's come across dead uninspiring post-Wolves for me

Hermansen won't go anywhere in January.

Gavin and Stacey is a nice bit of fun with a good cast, original series had a top tier landfill indie soundtrack too.

Perhaps the worst analogy I've ever read

I wonder if this journo would have the same sentiment if Ward played for whoever they support. I don't think we're a particularly aggressive / toxic fanbase in the stands, if anything quite placid. Paying supporters getting a bit pissed off that an out of shape goalkeeper who's done nothing but booze and effectively play dodgeball for the past 6(!) years is in nets doesn't warrant a Be Kind lecture. It's not an understatement to say yesterday's game was huge in terms of the trajectory of the club and we chose to play it with our feet tied together.

I got some from these as a noting ventured nothing gained test and they all either gave me a headache or made me feel physically a bit ill. Found them dead oily.

Really shite from van Nistelrooy in a game we needed him to get right. There is absolutely no chance that Iversen can be as bad as that tit in goal today. Not getting Facundo on the pitch until the game was dead was crap too. Can't even get bloody wound up by it anymore, nothing will change

Who are you repeatedly trying to argue with

This for the last 5 and a half years (obviously not the same bottle though) or so after an initial hungover purchase in Brum Selfridges. Unparalleled for me, tried a Bvlgari one last year in a bid for a change and it just didn't hit the same as this bad lad.

I don't think it should be as black and white as in / out. There were green shoots against West Ham and Brighton albeit amongst the same sort of concerns we had with Cooper. But today has been wretched and a lot of it needs pinning on him. Hermansen is categorically our best player and a huge loss, but it's his decision to start Ward and bench Facundo (who is still on the bench). It's just not very inspiring.

Yeah - and what's your point?

He's always been a bit iffy if the ball is above head height, but every basic facet of the game looks too much for him at the moment.

Without Hermansen we absolutely would've been hammered under Cooper.

He won't do any of that.

He's kept one of our best players this season on the bench today and made a conscious decision to play one of the worst keepers the club has ever had. It's a shallow pool of quality to pick from but this isn't our strongest hand at all. The selection today was crap from the off.

Barely any invention in that line up at all apart from El Khannouss. Starting Ward is a piss take.

Diageo have hiked their prices to pubs up to an excruciating rate and basically have people over a barrel given the current popularity of Guinness; that's why it's suddenly become a pretty pricey pint. If you see a pub with an alternative stout on (i.e Camden) it's a soft launch to see how they can/could cope without because the mark up is greater for them.

Was this the Nene Valley one brother? Really lovely bev that

Bit too young to remember Shearer's pomp fully but Henry 03/04, Rooney 09/10 and Suarez 13/14 were all on different planets.

Rooney absolutely was, he could (and did) play in other positions but the bulk of his career was played up top.

Does anyone remember the film the Hole from 2001? I watched that not long back for some nostalgia, and I'm still not sure if it was a bit shit or alright.

Velez won the Argie league after losing two cup finals this season, very decent. Corinthians have been heavily linked with Pogba. Depay has been class for them when a fair few thought it would be an expensive stunt but I'm not so sure Are Paul will have the same effect