Miquel The Work Geordie

Good start to the game in Dortmund

No, we didn't.

Can't be in doubt that we had a wobble towards the end defensively, but ultimately we conceded the fewest goals in the division last season. I think calling us very sloppy is wide of the mark, and saying we made "multiple massive mistakes every game" is hyperbole. In the past ten years, only 3 Championship sides have bettered our +48 GD from last season and the defence played a part in that as well as the boys up top.

Someone definitely replied to me once saying Jakub was his equal, and there were a few who alluded to us 'being fine' if we just put Stolarczyk in – but I don't think I've ever seen anyone claim he's better.

Carrrrrmelized

I've never got these cobs, that is simply too much cheese – you could split that over two cobs and still have a good amount of cheese. BUT, if the Yanks, a people whose national food is cholesterol wanna pipe up then I'll defend those cobs to the hilt

I would argue those xG stats point to the players overachieving in this system rather than the manager? They're converting nothing chances.

Been called out already but this is a very silly comment

I don't think a Director of Football who classes the Isle of Wight as continental Europe will be picking up the blower to Roger Schmidt or Sergio Conceicao anytime soon

Yeah man, proper keen to give their new one up Highgate a go, all the Graceland jobs I've been in are corkers, the pair in Bethnal Green phenomenal. I went to the Express Tavern right near Brentford last month and the beer choice was great, think they're linked to Big Smoke in some capacity. Black Dog only a bit further away tucked in some residential, not as vast a beer choice but she's an indie and I thought it was very tidy

Queens Head one of my favourites down there man, I love it. Whatever Redemption they have on cask is only £3.60 n all! Love the Pineapple as well, shame to see it wasn't at it with the beers this weekend Jolly Butchers long been on my list but never been, disappointed to hear it scored low on the Cosbeh scale. Never really explored Stoke Newington! What a scale the BBBB is by the way, I'll say it until I'm blue in the face ------------------- Down there myself next weekend with @Tilley ex of this parish playing the Clerkenwell/Angel/Islington hits, then back down a couple of weeks after that where I think I'll tick a few newuns off

Ten Hag has an evil shaped head, most people suit being bald imo but his head is too pointy, and that horrible beard simply elongates his face and gives him a villainous aura.

"I don't like Simone jordan but once agane hes got it bang on !!!!! 👏🏻"

Fun Fact - I have as many Premier League goals as Timo Werner

Just nipping Tesco Express to get a couple of Gu pots for the second half, back soon lads

They need to stop the rot at this football club, this is Manchsunited

WE BUY ANY CAH

A mild chorus of boos echo around this famous old stadium, United have it all to do going into the second half

On another note why do they no longer change the theme for the Premier League coverage year on year? We've had the current one for ****ing ages and its crap. YOULL NEVER STOP THIS FLAME, A WILL NEVER LETCHU GOOOOOOOOO

Woah 🤯 Roy Keane DOES NOT hold back during Manchester United's home loss to Tottenham

It's even funnier that it's not a red

"This isn't good enough from Manchsyunited at this moment in time"

Forgot Mason Mount existed

Van Nistelrooy looking a million bucks