Miquel The Work Geordie

He's very clearly a bit of a **** but I still want a pint of Italiano Autentica with him

They didn't influence it?!

Hopefully we get a bye into the quarters as the fat cats at Carabao HQ take pity on our vibeless state of affairs

I thought BDR would look tidier than he has tbh, he's been the biggest disappointment for me. Fulham fans seemed genuinely gutted he'd gone and not just through sentiment, but he looks clumsy and inefficient. Never wanted Ayew despite people in the transfer threads telling anyone who didn't fancy him about how their "Palace supporting mates love him" so had no expectations. I'd rather he didn't start. Can't believe we paid cash for him. Eduoard will end the season with a Wikipedia entry of: → Leicester City (loan) 31(4) At least we're not stuck with Eduoard beyond this season's mess.

I agree with your post pretty much, I want Cooper gone – but not because of an inability to get a tune out of Soumare, who for me rubs shoulders with Adrien Silva in terms of worst ever value-for-money buys the club has ever made. He is a mug. He is exactly that. Awful, awful footballer.

yeuuuurrrssss

Why do these pitch invaders always have skinny jeans round their arse man

Convinced he's some kind of plant from Nottinghamshire and there'll be an article in the Nottingham Post in a few months I Ran an East Midlands Rival Into the Mud — And the Results May Shock You

Get this Chinese psyop out the bloody club

That last pen stopped before it got to Ward, **** me aha

At least Sousa was voted Best Dressed Man in GQ once

And no one who's ever played for us sprung to mind like it did McGivern? Right you are pal!

Why Nadjim Abdou?

A social experiment this

We need to be careful we don't put too much strain on Alves with all these minutes he's getting, much better to play people who aren't far off a Senior Railcard

That guy explaining tonight to his other half - Darren where are you? It's 11 o'clock, the kids are worried about you - Sorry baby am in a cell - Why?! - Carabao fever

Pete Burns is looking well

Great minds brother, a banger

Eduoard moving like a geriatric TV chef at Soccer Aid

It's my right to be hellish I still get Jellis

Gonna show the "there's a player in there!" set this Soumare performance among 40+ others. Proper shite footballer this bloke

Mobility of a competitive hotdog eater

When Cooper goes I will miss the match threads, just seemingly 80% of the forum willingly saying they'd happily commit incest than watch us

I'd rather get bad pins and needles prolonging some porcelain pounding than watch this But I don't need one (had a try before the game)

Congratulations @sishades very quick off the draw! Enjoy your prize — another 45 minutes of Steve Cooper's Fabulous Carabao Foxes