Tabou

I have spent ages (literally like, 14 minutes) looking at cottages/log cabins in the Lake District for October 11th-15th. There are literally so many to choose from, but that's the problem! Does anyone have any recommendations? Somewhere nice, bonus if it is right on the lake, with lots of walking/biking nearby? Thanks in advance!

Do you have one for sale on ebay, then? "The Times...Best film by far, 5 stars" "Independant...great watch for all the family" "Criagadams22...10 out of 10 must buy" I'm sold!

Are you related to Alan Johnson?

A good single malt rarely burns....

Laphroaig is the future of Whisky's. If you're buying some, get me some too.

Same. Smuts, hook me up.

Estate Agency here you come! My little brother is doing Business Management and Marketing at Nottingham Trent, he's on his placement in Leeds at the minuite. Nah, good on you. try hard. Don't get a disease or liver failure.

I'm not trawling through pages to find out so I'll ask anyway... What subject are you going to study at Uni? Something worthwhile!?

I have my first ever eye test tomorrow. I imagine it to be much like this.

Christ. I've drank 10 bottles of Kingfisher, absolutely raped a curry and am now drinkng my house dry of spirits, but still nothing. I want to be where you are.

Jools Holland and his magnificent programme of joyful tunes. Eric Mongrain FTW

Working from "home" on a Friday at 1.30pm.... By "home", I mean "The Woodies"...

Just had this text and p*ssed myself... "In 2010, the Government will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you, Be strong. Take your crayons."

I hit a fox once, but didn't kill it. Stopped the car to see how it was, and the poor little bugger was in agony, so I put it out of it's misery. with a 'Private. no trespassing' wooden sign. The noise that made haunts me.

My neighbours Pussy was so frightened by them it nearly died. I am aware of what I just said.

I just wee'd a lilttle bit in my pants.

Marlon King Sex Assualt to Tony Blair Middle Eastern Peace envoy in under half a page..... didn't know it could be done.

Being let down by your Squash partner, after having paid for the court. Anyone free at 7.20pm this evening at Newparks!?!?!?!?!?!

Stupid fcukers at work. If you're going to give it out, you have to be able to take it. Man up.

None taken. Gave that shite up years ago. Now in the glamourous world of Financial Services, Life insurance and 'Wealth Planning'.....

Certainly wasn't the case when I was one. Q. Why doesn't an Estate Agent look out of the window in the morning? A. Because there would be nothing to do in the Afternoons....

I'm currently at work, in Derby. A stones thorw from Pride Park. This morning, sitting doing some paperwork in my office, I noticed the shadow of a man walking past the window, on the pathway where nobody ever walks. Being suspicious (and this being Derby...) I looked out of the window to see a man in a tracksuit walking around our building, holding what appeared to be bolt cutters. I promptly went outside, angry, with every intention to 'have it out' with this lowlife scumbag. It was then I noticed his van, with the rest of his tools. He was installing security lighting....

AMAZING. For the first time in ages, I love my new job. I don't even mind the 9-1pm shift I'm doing tomorrow. It's almost orgasmic how much I have landed on my feet.

Sitting in a training session for a WHOLE day on the benefits of Trusts. Not.

Did you see my text appear?!?!