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Agreeing with Carragher! Never thought that would happen to me.

Neymar has made the Brasil squad. Squad announcements abound.

Croatia's World Cup squad Goalkeepers: Dominik Livakovic (Dinamo Zagreb), Dominik Kotarski (Copenhagen), Ivor Pandur (Hull City) Defenders: Josko Gvardiol (Manchester City), Duje Caleta-Car (Real Sociedad), Josip Sutalo (Ajax Amsterdam), Josip Stanisic (Bayern Munich), Marin Pongracic (Fiorentina), Martin Erlic (Midtjylland), Luka Vuskovic (Hamburg) Midfielders: Luka Modric (AC Milan), Mateo Kovacic (Manchester City), Mario Pasalic (Atalanta), Nikola Vlasic (Torino), Luka Sucic (Real Sociedad), Martin Baturina (Como), Kristijan Jakic (Augsburg), Petar Sucic (Inter Milan), Nikola Moro (Bologna), Toni Fruk (Rijeka) Forwards: Ivan Perisic (PSV Eindhoven), Andrej Kramaric (Hoffenheim), Ante Budimir (Osasuna), Marco Pasalic (Orlando City), Petar Musa (Dallas), Igor Matanovic (Freiburg) England's highest ranked group opponents, Croatia announce their team.

Not sure he's getting his ticket to the World Cup this time lads. End of an era.

Mad that Dewsbury-Hall is still miles away from playing for England. Does so much work in midfield, adds so much. Off the bench he'd inject energy and quality. 8 goals from midfield this season.

For how shit Man U have apparently been since Fergie left, they've only missed out on European football twice in that period. 5 trophies along the way too.

Man U in particular have a gravitational pull towards the Champions League spots towards the end of certain seasons(unless they're horrific). They're just worth too much in sponsorship interest to have them out of UEFA's competitions. Similar to how when we were up there and slipped up twice with Rodgers, Liverpool had goalies scoring dodgy last minute headers, Man U getting penalties every week for nothing while they kicked the shit out of opposition with the refs looking the other way. Same shit.

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What was that number Mo'N always used to wear on his gear again? Could be his last moment in management.

Beyonskā

Absolutely not. I thought we'd fought hard to not be speaking German, but here we are. A very bleak day... maybe it's a secret World Cup song about the amount of World Cups our Fuhrer Tuchel will have us winning. Ein, zwei, drei

Embarrassing. Horrific. Why is he counting to 3 in German?

Yeah good luck with that Although I do hope that's Celtic's last hurrah for a while. Interest in Scottish football has stagnated, a new competitor has been a breath of fresh air for their division. More eyes on their game equals more lucrative sponsorships, the authorities surely recognise that and will shift from that blatant bias which was on show in the weekday Motherwell v Celtic game. Celtic will still get a slap on the wrist for their fans essentially deciding the game/season was over.

... and they absolutely chewed him up and spat him out. Chelsea just keep buying random hordes of players, giving them decade long contracts on 250k a week - they're insane. He'd be insane to go there. At least Real Madrid pretend to be interested in the players they buy up, it's just the calibre of player they've got in this generation has led to personality clashes where they turn toxic after losing. Chelsea treat the game as if players are real estate, if they buy so-and-so at least he isn't tearing it up at any imaginable competitor. It's like the only thing they learned from De Bruyne & Salah development was, is that they didn't do it extreme enough.

Chelsea's money is their main draw. After what happened with Enzo you'd be asking serious questions going in. Basket case. Have to admire Alonso's self-confidence if it's that, unless he's just going for the inevitable pay-off ~2027.

Don't care. Mo'N, Kasper & Kelechi happy. Hearts have even more to prove going forwards.

Perfect first touch, thought he'd lace it. Gwon Kels

Top quality there from Kelechi

... actually **** it. How can I possibly be against Martin O'Neill in this situation. C'mon Celtic, bag one last trophy you legend. Hearts can do it another year with their Tony Bloom cash.

It's great for their League to have some form of competition, very much a stagnant quagmire for nearly 20yrs. Hearts win, great. Mo'N wins, fantastic.

Been eyeing things up on DHGate. 5 already ordered, no idea what the sizing is like these days. 2002 Brasil 'dinho 11' home, '26 England away(player), Mexico away(player), Japan away(player) and Brasil away(player).

Kerkez stood there like he was playing that Hole in the Wall TV programme. No pressure on McGinn at all.

Mac Allister making a twat of himself. Went bright red as a Mitchell brother after a whisky binge. Squares up to Konsa, pushes him, then collapses to the floor holding his face when his collar gets grabbed up. State. Slot won't last long into next season if they even keep him past summer.

SETTING SAIL FROM THE PORT CITY TO WEMBLEY©

You then get ballboys not putting balls back on the cones in the away teams attacking half, forcing these situations.