Jaspa

Trainingwear. Coaches were wearing it on Saturday.

Chelsea bag $142.3m in prize money from that show.

That was much longer than 15 minutes

Putrid

Doue should've finished that, peculiar decision to pass there.

Kingy speaking very well

One job if he rocks up at Man U, get them relegated.

Igor Jesus could be an incredible signing for them, if they're losing players now I'd prefer it to be one of their CB's. Doubt Marinakis will run out of money soon either, they're clearly proficient at scattergun recruitment. I mean it could go all tits up if their recruitment starts consistently pulling duds and their main big contract players develop terrible recurring injuries, but they're likely to just keep pouring money on it and playing PSR duck duck goose with their international syndicate network buddy mate clubs. Fully willing to let them sit up there for abit being dodgy aggro bastards if it means the inevitable collapse and fallout is dialled up to 11. Could of course all just be some PR for the fans - "we put up a fight to try to keep your favourite players here, honest" - right after selling Elanga aswell.

Suddenly from yesterday my Switch 2 AC plug is making crackling noises when powered on... tad hesitant to boot it up now. back to nintendo it goes

Considering the money Arsenal are throwing around, trophies must be the immediate expectation. It'll be one of either Madueke or Eze though, surely not both.

It's a hybrid desso surface, so there are (expensive)woven artificial fibres - they can't just cut chunks of it out and roll turf down. Considering recent job openings, we've lost our stadium pitch manager. We still have a considerable staff with quality experience across 3 sites. Going from these tweets this won't be a quick fix but it'll have been taken very seriously, the club has prided itself on high standard surfaces and has the leading pitch infrastructure. Can't imagine it being ripped up again so close to the season. I'd be surprised if this doesn't carry on into the season, even if it's superficial discoloration.

Yup couple of months ago. It should be a new pitch, gets ripped up and reseeded every season.

Should be a decent turnout. 26k plus.

Train to Sileby and a cycle/walk up to Seagrave works well, steep getting up from Butchers Lane up to the TG but it's doable.

It was probably something to do with the money Spurs owed/owe us in installments for Maddison. Fixated on bargaining rather than looking at the quality of the player, Cooper knew him from the England set up but he was never worth that.

I don't know, it looked glitzy. Was on a stream of a US broadcast, on a tournament based in the country. Would suprise me if they outsourced that sort of thing to here, fair play if they do.

Coady doing TV work for DAZN/TNT for this, so assuming he's over in the US for a while.

Cancelled my pre-order of DK Bananza about a month ago, just looks like mindless smashing walls and lobbing crap around. Still have Pokémon Z-A on order as I need a Pokémon game but haven’t played any consistently since Gold/Sapphire and Clover. Was really enjoying Zelda TotK first play through before the week started and work took over.

First decent game up next then, have a US stream on, they're using Freed From Desire as the programme theme music, absolutely tired of it by this point. Flipped it over to the Mexican TV network a while ago too, they were covering it over an hour before KO. They're pushing this big time.

Haven't even tried Tour online yet, is that what you thought I meant? Tour offline seems ridiculous in itself. In other news I'm not liking Mario Wonder at all, sickly sweet overly saturated todler's game. Will have to resell.

150cc Knockout Tour is excruciating. Get to the last phase easy; thereafter I'm bombarded with shells, everyone catches up and blast off into the distance. Can't touch them afterwards. Every race, same thing.

Huh. For some reason I always thought Pedro Porro was Argentinian.

It's starting to build steam. Colombia pushing for a goal, still 0-0. Meant to be a massive game so expecting something to happen.

Colombia v Peru game on right now, alot on it. Typical attritional jump on the floor, whine at the ref fest however. 0-0 55 minutes.

£750? Best be a bloody good bundle. Mine works fine. Feels a nice device in hand, does get a little warm on the back, dock HDMI lead isn't particularly long. I've got TotK, Splatoon 3, Mario Wonder, Mario Kart World and Hotline Miami Collection. First time owner of any Switch.