Arkie Bennett

Spawny rat-faced diving tosser.

Game on!

Missed the second as the missus got up to go to the lav.

Agreed. I don't live in the King Richard's Road area like I did when my dad took me to matches as a kid, but I park round there and take the same walk to the ground, including passing the place on New Park Street where my grandad died on his walk to work in 1974. That part of my journey to the KP has meaningful and resonant links to my past, and carries the same hope and excitement as it did when I was a lad. Sad, maybe, but it means a lot to me.

Fofana possibly injured (yet again).

Rubbish, Henderson.

For a second I thought that was Nick Knowles in the Florist technical area.

To be fair, this is quite entertaining.

Carragher maintaining it was a penalty because the keeper didn't get enough on the ball. Idiot.

On Tipping Point, the mystery prize counter and the double counter are different colours.

Arsenal have gone Spursy.

Clueless.

England wasting the corner, faffing about instead of crossing the ball, and inevitably giving it away, giving him no choice but to commit the foul.

Unusually low pitch for the national anthem.

Are you a physio?

Leeds

Dirty bastard Kane.

Nick Lowe and Los Straitjackets in Birmingham tonight.

Can United go down to 9 please?

Cooper, tactical grandmaster.

Spawny goal. Cooper, tactical genius.

Cooper, go. Just go.

Refs sway the outcome of a match with those sorts of decisions.

Clear foul on Vardy. Refs aren't inclined to give us those. The other way round, however...

Not so much over the top as round the side.