Arkie Bennett

Are you a physio?

Leeds

Dirty bastard Kane.

Nick Lowe and Los Straitjackets in Birmingham tonight.

Can United go down to 9 please?

Cooper, tactical grandmaster.

Spawny goal. Cooper, tactical genius.

Cooper, go. Just go.

Refs sway the outcome of a match with those sorts of decisions.

Clear foul on Vardy. Refs aren't inclined to give us those. The other way round, however...

Not so much over the top as round the side.

A bit like the way Maddison still has some Coventry inside him, Barnes is still one of our own.

Red shirts, white shorts versus green shirts, white shorts. Arsenal v Bolton is impossible for the colourblind viewer.

Danny Ward the penalty king.

Who TF was Fatawu passing to there?

That enforced break was enjoyable, can't we have more?

Thomas scares me.

Sky's camera operator still learning how to use zoom.

"Down with the Dingles" "You're just a small town near Wednesbury"

The yellow was for kicking the ball away. Fair enough that it wasn't for the foul.

Can understand Arsenal's displeasure. Haaland wasn't booked for a similar foul earlier.

Always amusing when the commentator screams the name of the player whose shot then goes miles wide.

Shame Sky didn't have a close up of the Havertz/Rodri incident.

We can't afford to let this go on until 10+ games. That's over a quarter of the season not looking like winning any matches. We do have the players to beat teams in the bottom half of the PL, but the team selection (including inexplicably marginalising some players), the substitutions, and the non-existent tactics (except for gung ho in the last 10 minutes) are stifling us. Cooper has to go, the sooner the better.

"...Now go and stack some shelves on your way out."