Arkie Bennett

Did Sky hold such an inquest when Maguire scored against us from a clearly offside position?

Fernandes should be off too, the cheating tosser.

At 4-1 this had all the hallmarks of last season's collapse against Southampton. Poor finishing prevented Stockport from snatching this. A win doesn't mask our problems.

FFS! Phew! That's the warning.

It's an entertaining watch, lots of attempts which sadly means Peter Drury is constantly shouting out players' names.

Pity Burnley have already visited West Brom.

Over an hour before kick off, and the accessible toilet I used in the East Stand has no free continence or sanitary products for men and women. It was similar last week. "Giving men dignity and confidence" it says on the empty mens' dispenser.

And during 07/08 he was talking about not wanting relegation (to League 1) on his CV, so he was already eyeing up his getaway.

You called your boy Filbert?

And an FA Cup winners medal. How much his confidence has fallen. He won't improve while he stays here.

McCarthy worries me. Thomas scares the bejesus out of me.

His FA Cup winners medal must be worth more than him.

Get up Cooper you bellend

This is appalling.

Wtaf?

Penalty to France. But first the hydration break.

They can't afford Lineker any more.

That's that, then.

I couldn't give a fuch about Danny Murphy's cat.

Top finish. Senegal deserving this.

Dive. Kane straightened his legs to manufacture contact.

Just back from the gig. The sound was muddy and the levels were all over the place. Elvis's voice was bad. The full band songs masked his vocals, but the acoustic section exposed his deficiencies. He was often well off pitch. He redeemed himself with some rousing favourites as a finale, but generally it was disappointing and saddening. The support was Squeeze's Chris Difford, who was brilliant and a real treat.

Elvis Costello and the Imposters at Birmingham Symphony Hall on Saturday. Hoping he revives the Spectacular Spinning Songbook.

Or every time he wants a covert massage.

Betting scam on the number of red cards.