Arkie Bennett

That aged well.

Birmingham are awful, Stoke are marginally better.

A Christmas jumper and some sandals for the beach, both two sizes too big. A LCFC mouse mat (I've used a trackball for over 20 years). A nice LCFC towel.

Today's ref called and allowed a mere 2 minutes of added time in the first half, the first 40 seconds of which were lost to Rotherham delaying taking a free kick. Weren't referees supposed to be adding back the lost time?

Buchanan got what he deserved there.

I don't know what you look like.

Our trademark aberration.

I just gushed again.

I have to admit I've gushed a couple of times this half. Sexxy football.

What is wrong with this referee?

Bo11ocks.

Vardyesque celebration.

Sky making this about Rooney too much for my liking.

I thought it was my dog.

Mispronunciation of the word pronunciation. There are only two Os.

Udogie is having a good boy, sorry, game.

I'm in the West Midlands now, it ain't.

I'm going with my Baggies supporting mate, sitting with the home fans. I fear the highlight will be the bacon sandwich he's promised me when I get to his house.

Been on the cards since the first minute.

Sadly mine is fine.

They just found the on switch for the commentator. A real shame as he just delivered the best 8 minutes of his career and no-one heard it.

FFS

He's on first base.

No way a penalty. It won my punt on PSG to score next, but utterly ridiculous.

Softest penalty ever as the contact didn't cause Martial to fall like that, but still a penalty.