Arkie Bennett

You were the one saying "Jeez" and "FFS". I didn't. But for the record, I apologise from the bottom of my heart for correcting you. But I wasn't the only one.

It certainly seems to matter to you. You know nothing about my life. I'll remember not to correct you in a light hearted way, or at all, in future.

Half Man Half Biscuit reference about the incorrect S at the end of names.

See also Mary Hopkin. She must despair.

I've had a shit day following several shit weeks. I don't need yet another person telling me I can't have an opinion. As always, I should have said nothing like everyone expects of me.

Don't worry about it.

Sorry, I thought it was obvious (it isn't my day today for anything I do). It's pretty much the opposite of what you said. It's when there isn't a divider within reach so you can't put one behind your shopping and the person behind you daren't put theirs on the belt.

People who daren't put their shopping on the conveyor belt because, although you're in front of them and there's plenty of space, you can't yet reach a divider.

They won't give offside when Liverpool need a goal at Anfield.

Well taken.

All the praise Amazon were heaping on TAA and VvD pre-match, and they've been bang average.

Gomez dirty git as always.

Amazon timing our goal kick. No broadcaster ever does that for any other team.

We are staying up say we are staying up!

I need to clean my telly screen.

No-one.

Izak's finger wagging is becoming rather tedious. He's done it at least three times and been wrong every time.

Newcastle's players' exaggerated reaction made certain it was red.

Barnes-esque goal by Gordon.

Apart from Dan Walker.

From the IFAB website: If the referee plays advantage following a yellow-card offence, the card must be shown when the game next stops. However, if the offence was stopping or interfering with a promising attack, no card is shown, as the advantage allowed the promising attack to continue. It's a crap rule as it enables the refs to be lenient [towards certain teams]. It shouldn't be down to refs to interpret if an attack is promising.

He could have written a poem about the horrors and the absurdity of it all.

It's going Spursy.

Can't say I'm thrilled at the idea of stuffing myself on Harry Kane's cheesy knobbly stick.

They are truly horrendous. Does he really want to be remembered as some sort of half-human/half-goat hybrid?