Arkie Bennett

Always puzzles me that the trees sing Mull of Kintyre, a song by a Scouser about a place in Scotland. You'd think with such a wealth of talented musicians coming from Nottingham....ah.

Ederson got kicked in the face there. That's a shame.

Ederson getting away with it as usual.

This has upset Sky's Liverpool bias.

He really is.

The 9 is seriously under threat.

Stupid from McAteer but the Stoke player made a banquet of it with a kebab on the way home.

I love it when it goes Spursy.

We played more long forward passes than usual in the first half, sometimes looking dangerous against their sluggish defence. Reverted to the usual keepball at the back in the second half, often putting ourselves under pressure, but punctuated by the occasional foray forward and the two goals. No-one had an outstanding match, but no-one had a stinker. As routine a win as they come.

Just back from his audition for Goldie Lookin Chain.

You get quicker attention falling ill at a football ground than going to a hospital

Port Vale have issued a statement condoning the troubles at the Hawthorns.

Unionise.

After yesterday's first half I'm concerned about it this season.

Did exactly that at West Brom this season when I went with a Baggies mate and two neutrals. Although it was easier after we scored the winner because the section emptied within seconds!

Wolves fans used to always sing "is this a library?" Not that they'd know what the inside of a library is like.

The magic of the cup!

They're just a small town near Dudley.

Drivers stopping when the lights are changing to red.

Has Toney been on some sort of religious pilgrimage or something? The way the commentators are talking...

We all make mistakes, as the tortoise said climbing off a crash helmet.

The best commentary is spontaneous, not rehearsed.

I'm becoming increasingly tired of the commentator shouting the player's name when he takes a shot.