Arkie Bennett

My wife was fined for that very offence outside New Street station in Birmingham.

Sky were desperate for Leeds to win and couldn't wait to say it's the second time this season we've lost consecutive matches to Leeds and Middlesbrough. They neglected to add that last time we went on to get 26 out of the next 30 points and extended our lead.

He moved to Spurs.

We collapse from a dominant position and then to add insult to injury we let that stinking turd James score.

Spawny feckers. And corrupt incompetent officials. And our susceptibility to collapse.

Regrets, we've had a few tonight.

How did Patson spaff that?

Is Bamford injured yet?

I thought that but then I saw it was since the goal.

Sky looking for a reason to disallow our goal.

Never a pen, KDH channelling his inner Grealish.

Pawson, blind as a bat.

Crap corner, magnificent header by Daka, easy finish for Faes.

Three fouls in a minute, dirty bas****s.

It's lazy journalism/punditry. They've spent ages analysing Leeds and individual players' contributions, and just over 5 minutes with barely nothing insightful about us.

Oh the irony of Everton fans getting annoyed with Palace's time wasting.

Vardy would have buried that.

It definitely adds authenticity to the televised match experience.

We're seeing everything that is repugnant about Man U today. Yet Fernandes has been pretty quiet.

We need a sarcasm emoji.

Manchester United's Casemiro treated leniently by the ref for some reason.

Manchester United's Rashford treated leniently by the ref for some reason.

And now for the Sky Man U love fest...

It's a landing strip.

Davies is such a tw@.