Arkie Bennett

Vardy would have buried that.

It definitely adds authenticity to the televised match experience.

We're seeing everything that is repugnant about Man U today. Yet Fernandes has been pretty quiet.

We need a sarcasm emoji.

Manchester United's Casemiro treated leniently by the ref for some reason.

Manchester United's Rashford treated leniently by the ref for some reason.

And now for the Sky Man U love fest...

It's a landing strip.

Davies is such a tw@.

Horrendous foul. The ball was there to be taken cleanly. Brainless.

Rat face treated remarkably leniently.

A classic. I'm never sure if Reid is feigning innocence.

Are Sky's commentators under instruction to shout and prolong the surname of a player who attempts to score?

For some of us colourblind folk red looks very dark and is hard to distinguish from another dark colour. The stripey kit would have been better for me as it's more white than black.

Always puzzles me that the trees sing Mull of Kintyre, a song by a Scouser about a place in Scotland. You'd think with such a wealth of talented musicians coming from Nottingham....ah.

Ederson got kicked in the face there. That's a shame.

Ederson getting away with it as usual.

This has upset Sky's Liverpool bias.

He really is.

The 9 is seriously under threat.

Stupid from McAteer but the Stoke player made a banquet of it with a kebab on the way home.

I love it when it goes Spursy.

We played more long forward passes than usual in the first half, sometimes looking dangerous against their sluggish defence. Reverted to the usual keepball at the back in the second half, often putting ourselves under pressure, but punctuated by the occasional foray forward and the two goals. No-one had an outstanding match, but no-one had a stinker. As routine a win as they come.

Just back from his audition for Goldie Lookin Chain.