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    Yohan Benalouane

    Keane and Benny?
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    Yohan Benalouane

    That other bloke's Adrian Silva.
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    Nacho where he belongs

    To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause—there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. (Not my words, Shakespeares) (Not Craig, William)
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    Southampton Home Match Thread

    I'm at a wedding, sounds like even if they split up tomorrow it'll have been worth it.
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    Harvey Barnes - West Brom (loan)

    Puel wins hands down and Puel rhymes with mule if you pronounce mule, Muel.
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    Who is our okayest player ever?

    Alan Woollett roadie for The Grumbleweeds when Wortho was The King.
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    Kelechi Iheanacho / Nacho Man

    Where's AFCON when you need it?
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    Newport away

    It's all they're talking about down at the farm.
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    Newport away

    Elder training with Ipswich with loan pending.
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    Moronic things fans near you say....

    Reminds me of commentary I heard years ago with Alan Green and Trevor Brooking. A Brazilian player was booked for something he said. Brooking: "The ref must understand Brazilian" Green: "You mean Portuguese?" Brooking: "No he's definitely Brazilian".
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    Premier League Thread 2018/19 stuff it in here.

    If Liverpool pull this off it's going to give every other club a massive boost in belief that one day they could win the Premier League too.
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    Cardiff Home Match Thread

    Hamza fuming.
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    Spurs new stadium has spursy - Delayed

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/22/london-streets-too-dirty-claim-super-rich-spurs An article about Tottenham claiming that Tottenham is a shit hole I know there's a dirty Alli there and they never clean up. They also have an arrogant sense of entitlement. Rubbish club.