Arkie Bennett

True. They're all the same to me!

Some of Sky's production values have been criticised recently, but they excel at showing a replay while something else is happening.

Spursy

Oh sod off Maddison you drama queen.

A deplorable performance. Nothing was learned from the defeat at Millwall, so tonight was like watching a replay of the Millwall match. It's a repeat of last season. Arrogantly assuming we are certain to be promoted, that teams like Millwall and Plymouth will roll over for us. A manager who is too blinkered to change the tactics. Risk-free, formulaic football going forward that cuts out any spontaneity. Inadequate defending, Faes repeatedly backing off until their scorer had a chance. Vestergaard complaining to the ref and ignoring his man. Daka, who can't score unless he's offside. KDH whose desperate need to stay on his left foot loses possession time after time. Ndidi, who is clearly running down his contract. I'm ranting now, but I'm angry. I'm not angry at losing, but the manner of our defeat was appalling.

That was pi$$ poor, Daka. Get off the pitch.

Good to see Foreskin booked for not pulling back from a foul.

Corrected it for you.

Faes backing off and backing off some more, inviting a shot.

Fvck the lot of them. Wasters

We deserved that. Pi$$ poor.

I fell asleep after about 35 minutes.

Never a yellow. This ref gives what he thinks he sees rather than what he actually sees.

The obnoxious Fernandes tells the ref to f-off and incredibly isn't penalised.

Carragher and Neville doing their utmost to hype up the "occasion".

Inexcusable complacency.

Great entertainment with the added bonus of United letting a lead slip away.

They'd need to give us something like 20 points as an addition to not impact relegation.

Inevitable that Leeds would force a winner.

Always liked Tyler Morton.

My dog, lying on the rug, wagged her tail when Leeds scored. Not impressed.

Che Adams, he's one of our own!

Sadly there's no such thing as the law of averages.

Brentford v Man U is unwatchable because of both teams wearing stripes. Not sure if that's down to my colourblindness or if it's a problem for "normals" too.

Many clubs seem to also have a kit to deliberately confound the colourblind.