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Someone get J Lingz on the blower...

AND we've booked him a hotel in Leicester rather than a nice comfy stay at the training ground...

The only thing that might keep him here is that he walks into Peps job if he does a good season in the Prem with us.

Somethings are best left un-thought...

Is it a nice place to work? Happy staff? Genuinely always wondered

Technically already has been...

Did his arm hanging in mid air not give it away?

I feel like us amateur football manager players could have told the daft **** £2m for a non international player isn't going to get you a work permit!!

I love that people think we take players (especially foreign ones) anywhere near the city centre. They get taken straight to Nottingham and told it’s home.

Is the 5 star accommodation at the training ground not good enough?

Doctors and physios leave all the time. Turnover in the sector is massive. I work with Premier League club doctors and can be chatting to them about a deal at the club they are with one minute and then they’re telling me they’ve gone somewhere else the next! Not alarming. They’ll be replaced by similar. Theres also an awful lot of money to be earned online working for various companies as a doctor/physio at the minute

Roadrunner and Coyote….

I imagine that was always the intention, was a massive ****ing money laundering special from their owner and his two clubs Sorry... CrEaTiVe AcCoUnTiNg

Very much of the opinion Enzo will stick around to get the job done and be on his way in the summer with head held high, getting exit strategy vibes already.

The commitment to setting up your own joke here is ****ing superb

He's in Qatar not really the other side of the world is it? Also he could easily do a medical over there, if Shef U were serious they could fly someone out there in 9 hours

Sometimes it's about keeping the manager happy. Rumours he was already annoyed in the summer with not getting Piroe

I’ve always loved Keith Stroud

Might be one of the worst defences I’ve ever seen

JJ probably heavily bruised/dead leg after that tackle at the weekend

One last shop window attempt with Daka? Cannon has shown his ability, we can’t shift Nacho and Vardy is around when needed…. Might be our best bet at a cash raise in the next two days?

If you’re shocked by the lack of impact, how are you then shocked by the lack of interest?

About 6.5 years I reckon

Is assume this second midfielder will just be the Huddersfield lad we’ve been after for a while? Out of contract in the summer so a nominal fee, but need to move Praet on to make it work anyway.

Who gave beaglehole access to wifi?