Bilo

You'll get used to that. It's particularly funny when some idiot thinks it's clever to set off the alarm at 3am when there's snow and ice on the ground. A-HOLES!!

I should enter this thread more often. :laugh:

Not offended at all fella, you aren't the first person to get confused ! To be fair, we haven't been going out that long which is why I haven't mentioned her on here before. Easy mistakea to makea. Bit like her reading on the sportsman thread that I'd like to, y'know, Cheryl Cole. Got away with that one but only just.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Hangover free after going to Mrs Bilo's leaving do, the lady herself feels like death and is jealous of my lack of illness. Going back to Leicester later on, after the lady has been nursed back to health.

I was disgusted when I heard about this on the news last night. Some people really do not belong in a civilised society.

Me likey.

Not really a joke but if you rearrange the letters of Caster Semenya you get; A secret man? Yes!

Correct. Colleagues should unite against the common enemy that is customer stupidity. Whoever coined the phrase 'the customer is always right' had clearly never set foot in a betting shop.

Absolutely this. I'm all for people caring about the environment and getting some exercise, but what is it about a bike that triggers the Selfish Twunt chromosome in people?

I think it's the combination of clean white jeans, a pizza from a takeaway and the fact the kids are arsing about chucking it up in the air, thus making a pizza-dropping-leading-to-permanent-greasestain incident more likely through sheer stupidity. It's just a little too idealistic for my liking, most mums would get a bit angry at that point but Mrs Stepford-Vanish? Not a flicker.

Seeing as we're in the mood to rant about shit adverts, may I nominate the Vanish ones? Particularly the one where he 'throws the pizza in the air, just like the guy in the restaurant.' The mother's response is a simple woops. WOOPS?! FOOKING WOOPS?! How much Valium would you need to be on to have such a mild reaction? Then the two annoying little gits playing with Mummy's make-up. Don't we look lovely Mummy? No you fecking don't, you look like Gary Glitter's wet dream. Also, you've created a shit load extra washing for Mummy to do and now she needs more Valium. You make Mummy drink you horrible little shits. And breathe........

This. Subway is overrated and overpriced in my opinion. And the adverts get right on my tits.

Holiday makers who swear at their children grind my gears. Badly. If I hear another Waynetta scream something along the lines of 'KENZIE!! GET HERE YOU LITTLE F**KER!' in the street again, blood could very easily be spilt.

You are all Red Dogs Just dirty Red Dogs You're only happy on Giro Day! Your mum's out stealing; Your dad's drug dealing; Oh please don't take my hub caps away! You're the second biggest club in Nottingham You're the second biggest club in Nottingham Cos you're smaller than the County Smaller than the County Sven hasn't even heard of you!

Simply put, Bruno is absolutely fucking epic. Best bit for me was when Bruno and his future husband were handcuffed together in the hotel.

What exactly are you saying here? That he hasn't achieved all he has on merit? As for the issue of him ridiculing or pandering to bigotry, I think Borat made it pretty clear that he was ridiculing it.

How does it compare to Borat?

Must admit that's what I was expecting when his mum ran up to him, not a bad ep in the end really and a pretty good run overall.

Her pubic region will still resemble a Dorito whatever she calls it.

She's still a ginner though.

I really should get more knowledge of the old FaceyB. Didn't know you could do this. Many thanks Nussul.

A man is on a plane to New York sitting next to a stunning blonde. He decides an hour in that he has to talk to her. 'So,' the man says 'Are you travelling to America for business or pleasure?' 'Actually,' says the woman; 'I'm a Professor of Human Sexuality and I'm travelling to a New York university to debunk popular myths about sex.' 'Really?' says the man; 'Like what?' 'Well, an example would be the impression that French men make the best lovers. My research has showed that the reality is that Irish men make the best lovers. Another example is the urban myth stating that black men have the largest penises. My research has showed that Native American men are usually the best endowed.' replies the woman. 'I'm so sorry. I'm telling you all this and I don't even know your name, what is it?' She asks. The man smiles and replies; 'The name's Sitting Bull. Sitting Bull O'Reilly.'