Bilo

Really coming down heavily now. I may get snowed out of my flat. (With thanks to Michael McIntyre)

An Arabian doctor said,'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said,'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said,'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for workin two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said,'Hah! We can take an arsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours.'

Random guff on Youtube, same old junk.

The underlined part is the only thing that would concern a egotist like Galloway to be honest. In terms of actually doing the job he was elected to do, his record is appalling.

Nice lasagne with a dash of tabasco in the sauce to add a bit of kick. I am pleased to report that it was delicious.

You have my deepest sympathy. Seriously, he'll be far too busy looking after his own interests to concern himself with anything as trivial as the needs of his constituents.

Went to see Defiance at Showcase the other night. Would heartily recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good old-fashioned action packed war film. On a side note, the snack shop is like stepping into a time machine and finding out what a packet of M&Ms will cost in 2020. Lovely cinema though, just remember to eat and drink before going in.

Lack of student discount for away games.

Lectures, Costa Coffee and fish and chips for tea. It's all rock and roll in the life of a mature student. On the lash tomorrow night though.

It can hardly be ranked alongside child abuse or murder but it is in extreme bad taste, especially from people who are intelligent enough to know better. If I were to turn up at a uni fancy dress party dressed as Madeleine McCann or Baby P I imagine I'd be friendless pretty quickly. If I wasn't thrown out first. Still makes the guy who decided it would be funny an absolute cvnt.

My treatment for this sick pair of cnuts involves a butt plug, barbed wire, superglue and a mallet. It doesn't involve KY. George Galloway.

That 'special' DVD I bought in Amsterdam.

Believe it or not, this shirt is sold out everywhere on the net. Seriously, Google it, I'm not kidding.

I need this shirt!

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?