The Doctor

what I want to see (assuming JJ isn't fit, that cm is a rancid position to pick in, probably the two I despise the least rather than actively want) Vietes Lascelles Vestegaard Nelson Fatawu Skipp Aribo Aluko Monga Daka Bare Goals what it'll be Stolarcyk Ricardo Okoli Lascelles Thomas Skipp Winks Fatawu Mukasa Mavididi Ayew

oh that's fine then, give them the keys to the city and an honorary degree from the unis for their service

she says it every bloody time she calls tbf. 5 years ago, fine, you could argue the cracks were already showing with the 14 seconds debacle and bringing in Ryan Bennett to bolster a CL push, but after years of breaching PSR, losing 70m in a single season, forced digital season tickets, the lies about ticket collection, you'd have to be completely ignorant of anything beyond the 90 minutes to still think that

heard the exact same stuff (the ward chanting and we've got the ball) so unless you were both upper tier, left of the goal, it might well have been a substantial amount of the away end. End felt really nervy and resigned to relegation for pretty much the entire match, kinda natural in the position we're in but not what we need

looking even further back, the games v leeds and Everton in the relegation season, the final days v spurs and Man Utd at home for CL qualification... I think the only must win, pressure on game we've won since the title race in 15/16 was West Ham on the final day 22/23, when it was out of our hands anyway

it'll be piss easy, JJ is the only one with any credit to his name at all

I will never understand these weirdos acting like wanting us to have standards is the same thing as supporting cov - the average cov fan shares more in common with them, in terms of enjoying the state we're in

there are idiots in every group, but frankly anyone who thinks he shouldn't be sacked shouldn't be listened to. Problem is, those idiots are the only ones the club actually wants around, because they'll continue to buy tat from the club shop, food from the ground and not question how a club with the majority of the 10 highest paid players in this division are barely even fighting to survive

genuinely embarrassing. Like ok, Stolarcyk was looking a bit wobbly with the ball but the way our fans pile in, primarily on academy players, while maintaining infinite patience for worse offenders beggars belief

damn, you've got the good drugs if you think we're winning 4 of the next 5. lose v hull, draw v Swansea, Mill and Portsmouth. Go into Blackburn needing a win, 1-0 down after 5 minutes, no effort until the 89th minute

legs have gone completely, painful to watch him play at this point

something different for once, not the same old 4-2-3-1 walking football for Christs sake

man couldn't finish a paper round.

big if that though. On paper the run in is good, Swansea on the beach, Blackburn and Portsmouth, Millwall will probably have playoff sewn up and autos out of reach by that game... But we've got no professional pride in this squad, so we also play like we're on the beach

or we draw with them, lose the rest, and so do they and Oxford

respectfully, so did I. the attempt at a dive is feeble, partly because he's so flat footed, but the positioning wasn't the problem

didn't hear a single clap, was all booing and "you're not fit to wear the shirt" chants

because not every team has players marking thin air, coming off the post for no reason, and general variability in delivery and players heading. Stolarcyk has committed a lot of errors this season, his positioning for that wasn't one of them

ball to the far post and headed back across is actually a pretty common tactic for corners...

Blackburn. We're all shit down here, it'll get drawn out to the final day. Portsmouth will probably be winning and, with us down and it out of our hands, these willy pullers will finally start trying

inept, no tactical plan about him at all

their keeper was fantastic but genuinely pathetic, playing like we're 3-0 up and set for midtable when we're 1-0 down for near enough a full 90

we're not scoring today, no chance

any danger of changes Rowett? fraud of a manager

how does every other club move their floatsam and jetsam on? why is it apparently only us who can't move unwanted or not good enough players on?