The Doctor

You seen the state of this division?

What a finish. Good work by Daka to create it

Amateur hour from the Ipswich medical staff tbh, just asking to make that injury a worse one

Got to get that on target Wilf, free header

Not a great start, Coady looking a bit uncomfortable recieving the ball

Their chairman will go for Lampard without a shadow of a doubt though

****s sake Newcastle, if you're gonna take blood money you could at least beat forest

The forced perspective to make him seem the same height

I think part of the problem is they don't open up the main ground level exits, so everyone in the lower half of the stand gets funnelled up and the top half of the stands end up having to wait for them. Don't know why when they send out like 60 stewards per stand to sit there on the advertising hoardings at 85 minutes

I mean that'd hold water if they didn't still print the things and try to force them in your hand as you come through the turnstiles

No, that day would be four games time (Ipswich, Cardiff, Huddersfield, Cov). We win 4 they lose 4, we go to 70 points, they remain a max of 70 points. Ipswich at home on the 22nd is the earliest weekend we could start marking off teams unable to catch us

Feeling pretty smug about bigging him up right about now, his movement is streets ahead of Vardy and Iheanacho and it's not a coincidence we've scored 13 in 4 games since he came into the side, doing exactly what the striker should be doing in this system

Double jeopardy rule, if it's an honest attempt to win the ball it cant be a red and a penalty

Start crying into your hovis you dirty northern bastards!!!

I mean that was outside the box so it's a red but we'll take the penalty instead

Patson!!!

Ricky getting bear hugged as he tried to shoot. Penalty, not with this bellend in black

And again shirt holding the moment Fatawu robbed him

So Hull all over again then

God the timewasting in this game is probably the worst we've seen all season. Every single goalkick it's set the ball, fake to pass, then wave both CBs forward to punt it, wasting a good 40 seconds. Refs not even had so much as a word with them about it. Zero control over this game

2 minutes and they use one to even take the free kick... This ref has zero control on this game, worse than the hull ref

Runs across him, yellow. High foots, judo throws, shirt yanks, no foul. Nice one ref you jackass

And faking a head injury. They're making a joke out of you ref

Couple of yanks back on Mav there. Gonna see the ref have a word at all about all these fouls?

Just pulling this back up, much like that defender on KDH