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Rose is smashing it

A stretch, I know. But you can't be having double-bogeys on that hole in that scenario and get away with it. A tough task just became a lot tougher...

Ham sandwich, ready salted crisps and a water as a meal deal for lunch.

Was that the Masters just gifted to Young...?!

Bound to be a close final round. Who will the pressure get to? Seemed to be getting to Rory then he plucked a couple of birdies out of nowhere. Hope I can stay awake to watch it

Getting very lucky with those ricochets!

McIlroy shitting the bed

He's flying.

Lowry hole in one! Only the 7th ever on that hole apparently!

Given it's been a long time since he left, for me the blame lies with Top and Rudkin more so now. It's pathetic they've overseen the demise and collapse of our once great football club. More so than any manager or player. They lost their way years ago and yet are still hanging around like a bad smell. Neither of them have any humility to just walk away. They're too stubborn and the trajectory continues downwards with them.

We'll crumble. Players have given up already. They'll still get clapped off

Pre-Madonna's Superb.

Any team news? Any updates on what players will feel like they're wasting their Saturday afternoons and go about it showing exactly that?

Just a bit of running, nothing exciting, maybe a break out into a sharp sprint. Now the match days make sense!

I know they're just snippets, and it's overshadowed by the malaise we're all feeling, but what is the point showing stuff like this? They all look so unbothered and just strolling about.

I'm astonished they've not dug their heels in and 'accepted it'.

I presume we might poach a current League One manager, or someone who gets promoted (Skubala?). Wellens perhaps. Cleverley? You just know Bottom will see the ex Leicester link and think it's worth going for. Or they'll give it to King for the same reasons

Stick me up front!

That's still a lot in two games! Only scoring 3 from that is pathetic.

Could be off again?

How did the officials miss that offside and how did Shearer totally miss it on the slow-motion replay

With what's happening recently and that turn of phrase, I hope you named it Artemis...

Be funny just to see how rattled Rangers fans would get.

Celtic vs Hearts on the final day (16th May) Old firm at Celtic Park on 10th May - you'd think a win for either on this date eliminates the other from a title win.

Why?