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Time for some random counter intuitive substitutions . Get Ward on

I’m starting to think that we’re really not very good

Scoring every league game stat is deffo going today

In the pantheon of shite signings he makes Ryan Bertrand look like a shrewd bit of business

Jimmy Greaves loved us 🥲

This feels ( with a couple of exceptions) like every England game I’ve watched in the last 30 odd years

IIRC we were considered strong candidates to sign him from Celtic (with BR ‘s connection there proving an obstacle ) when he was getting ready to leave . Joining Palace was a bit of a surprise at the time , good bullet to dodge and now he’s back

Worst: Going to Charlton Athletic when their Valley Ground was under reconstruction . Making our way past a row of partially demolished terraced houses teetering on a large drop

He’s got a f****** entourage . He can f*** right off in that case

Armani gone to Exeter for the season

I sense a cunning plan emerging with us linked to a series of strikers who would in all probability lose a penalty shootout to Stevie Wonder . Lull the oppo into a false sense perhaps 🤔

Entertaining as this bint undoubtedly is , we buying Bilal or not ?

Time for the recruitment team to get googling “ 30 plus yo strikers we can overpay for who couldn’t score in a brothel”

Rudkin’s dog chewed up the contract

The Rodgers defence . I can’t get the players I want . We’re fooked

£65million

IIRC he had lined up Colvill and Madueke and then that got binned for whatever reason . He did get his mate ( and his sons client) Bertrand a handy pension the season before though

Taking 40 Winks

GB boxers have been completed dicked by the scoring in this Games

Athletics not going too well so far

Interesting strategy of helping other clubs get rid of dead wood like this . I would much rather have given Kevin a new contract and put the money saved on not signing Ayew towards a proper player

Who is this kinky so and so ?

No other club in the prem would even consider signing this deadbeat . WTF is wrong with these idiots ?

Hodgson was their manager