RoboFox

France’s heads are on Mars. Look a million miles from getting back into this

France have been trash.

FIFA just got a few hundred million quid richer.

Poured myself a Madri. 🇪🇸 Come on Spain. Time to stop this lot. Do it for Barry on the Costa Del Sol.

100% he got flustered by Tuchel getting all aggy and doubled down. Bit of a nothing story, this TBH. It's a bit awkward but Tuchel and Bellingham will be fine. They both know something bigger is at stake here.

I've seen videos of a ginormous air fryer ham in an England shirt throwing hands with what look like three large toddlers in Argentina shirts at the Norway game. I feel like it's definitely going to kick off in some way or another here.

How bad do you have to be though. This dude thinks he’s the tits n’all.

Mental that this is the first time (and probably the last time) Messi has faced England.

I’m in the minority in not minding the gold stripes whatsoever. The sponsor on the other hand is vile. Gotta be a right ****ing bozo to buy that decent looking clobber with that trash on the front.

Can’t wait for his squad place to be taken up by some 35 year old ex-Southampton detritus.

Whilst in principle the signing is fine - he likely won't ever play a second for us. Seriously: Is the recruitment team lazy or just ****ing shit? With Martin as well as Glover now I feel like this is just going to get worse. Just a steady influx of ex-Southampton castoffs. Embarrassing.

No. This is the referee. He'll do his best to ensure Lionel Messi - the most financially exploitable player - gets to the final.

People talk about Jurassic Park but this guy had an absolutely incredible career. As a big horror fan, Event Horizon, Mouth Of Madness and Dead Calm all classics IMO. I rewatched Hunt For The Wilderpeople just the other week. It's awesome. Also seemed like a proper gent, a super humble and unassuming guy who lived a quiet life away from the nonsense of Hollywood on his New Zealand farm. RIP Sam Neill.

England realising they're not the most hated team in a match and rest of the world actually wants them to win for once.

Do it for Cape Verde.