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Hail Cesar 🙌🏻

Be our first African striker 👍🏻

That is absolutely mental. We wanna nurture young talent not scar them for life.

Is Top there today?

Buster

I know Okoli scored but his passing is atrocious.

Agreed

Headbutted a horse once. Phil

Seen owt of Grant? Phil.

I’ve had my Phil watching us. Phil

I got Phil Mitchelled last night 🍻🤝

Phil

Yeah he’s great, Fryatt and Stowell are woeful.

I’ve been on hunger strike, I’m just ribs and dick now

How soon will we be confirmed as relegated?

I have really had enough of this Hoss faced cretin now, my apathy has turned back to anger. It’s ****ing ludicrous

Sound aint he

Ruud is not gonna walk, not a chance. He wants the sack that’s why he’s seeking assurances from the board about next season even though we’ve got 8 games left. Hes not gonna give up millions £ by resigning no chance.

Vester-guard dog

I really can’t be arsed to watch another season of James Justin.

Missus is back tonight. So it won’t be me

Says who?

I’ve not had sex since last November

Labour

I know, these dizzy ***** tried to get Jesse Marsh before.