KFS

Just knew it when he lined it up

Soton have been dreadful

Hollywood bought the ref

Is Ronnie Edward’s drunk

What on earth. Enchanted goal

If the Hollywood shit wasn’t bad enough, they’ve got Ward and Coady starting. Going to be a fun hate watch

Was Brendan the problem or was it Chris?? Shit style

Or they are ok Prem players and not truly top class like we often like to brand our players. I’d rather we spend a bit of time generating the next true talent from within our academy and going back to basics a bit.

Reminds me a lot of Ivan Toney

Never forget when Chelsea did this for Chilwell as well

Seagulls fighting over unwanted chips

This is going to be a busy topic this year. Players made of glass and a style that encourages them to be on the front foot…

Hermansen goodbye No JJ No Ndidi No issues with those three leaving and us buying/ loaning a striker. Brownhill in does me nicely.

Mental

Of course! Here’s a version tailored for Wrexham, keeping Conor Coady’s authentic voice — humble, passionate, and full of leadership energy: --- “Honestly, I’m absolutely made up to sign for Wrexham. It’s a proper football club with a real buzz around the place, and you can feel how much it means to the town. I’ve had some brilliant chats with the gaffer and the people behind the scenes — their ambition’s clear as day, and I wanted to be part of it straight away. I’m here to give everything, help the lads, and hopefully bring a bit of experience to the group. I’ve seen what the fans are like — absolutely top class — so I can’t wait to get going and be part of something special.” --- Would you like a version for social media too — something snappier for Instagram or X?

Agree. Loads more to go but wow, what a relief

When I heard about the opportunity, I thought? Yeah, we’ll have a bit of this

What a morning for me

Selllllllllllllllll

Waited all summer for two Thai blokes to ****ing wind me up

Omg PLEASE

Going to be so Leicester when we lose to them on opening week

How good are Leah Williamson, Hannah Hampton and Chloe Kelly? Excellent performance

Dyer vs Blackburn