B Dog's Holy Thread - Bash Away

[BoneDog]

5 pages is far too much to read now, but will have a gleg tomorrow to get the gist of what's been said.

 

When you're lying in bed tonight guys don't forget to think about the universe. And remember that your bed is flying through it at 60,000 miles an hour whilst also spinning around at 1,000 miles an hour. And to think that some people are impressed by the waltzers or the eggshells at the fair.  We're rocketing through space faster than any jet, held in thin air by an invisible force. Can't feel a thing. If that doesn't make you believe then prepare for the pit!

 

1,2,3 and a PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND REJOICE!

 

SING IT WITH ME BROTHERS, "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, PRAISE THE LORD, HIS MAJESTY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY, GLORY"

[The Doctor]

I don't know about you but I'm held in my house, not thin air, and my foundations aren't invisible, just hidden.

[Rincewind]

What are you smoking Bonedog?

[Merging Cultures]

Alright gents? I've had a busy couple of days and couldn't post too much, and now I find you're all talking about food?!!

Re. Kiddie fiddler priest and non-believer. Some people believe you get different levels of heaven, so they both could make it in, but I'm sure the priest wouldn't get a golden crown or whatever it is, my theology escapes me. But teachers of the law are held to a higher standard, so he might not get in, even if he repents. I'm not God and not been dead, so I don't know how it all works.