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What kind of footballer are you?

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I play for a sunday team..I'm fast and fairly strong (was a rugby winger for ages) but my technique is hit and miss and my goal scoring record is dreadful - scored on my debut two years ago, never since except in my own net. Oh and I'm crap in the air

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Im rubbish and like to shoulder charge to get the ball, im also very good at kicking balls into the male genitalia. To sum up though I probably make a better Physio than footballer :D

Hehe :D

I have occasionally managed to hit guys there with my knee (probably their fault for standing too close) *without realising* :whistle: .. AND then wondered why the guy dropped to the floor like that :ermm::blink:

My best hits with the (foot)ball:

- my teammate's nose (!) :ermm:

- my own eye (ouch) - obviously due to the shin pads (deflection)!!! :ph34r:

- overhead goal from 25 metres away, past several players, while playing "mini-soccer" (50cm-wide goal), when it did not count!!! :ermm:

Posted

fairly half-decent sunday league footballer. Converted to wing as i cant score goals anymore.. can have the odd moment and fairly good in the air but thats about it :P

Posted

lousy striker,not bad midfielder but I am uncomprising defender use my shoulder a lot but I always go forward because `I can't restit the tempation but mostly bI ran all around the pitch try to get the ball rarely score and maniac celebrating if I scored

Posted

left/right back left/right wing ultimately a luxury player, as my number games played would suggest (well thats the way i choose to see it! :ph34r: )

Posted

I'm a fairly quick right winger with decent stamina who can play good long balls and through passes, not that bad in the air but I'm known for being a bit wimpy and have poor finishing.

Are you Gazza Williams in disguise :whistle::o:ph34r:

Posted

I'm a good tackler and I read the game quite well, however I'm sh*te and finishing and a average passer so I guess that makes me a full back.

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Im rubbish and like to shoulder charge to get the ball, im also very good at kicking balls into the male genitalia. To sum up though I probably make a better Physio than footballer :D

You are not rubbish Katy, you have a first touch Scowy dreams of :D:P

Your physioing (for both teams <_< ) is fantastic! :clap:

I myself am a central midfielder nowadays, with half decent passing and a decent shot occasionally, if I ever have one...

My main asset I think though comes from my energy ( :unsure: ) and the ability to put some absolutely crunching challenges in :cool:

Posted

I'm a bit shit, as demonstrated by the Cobbo example. :o

Seriously, I'm average, not particularly good in any area. Suppose my tackling is alright and I get stuck in well. Decent in the air, and sometimes have the ability to go past players and cross the ball.

Most of the time, poo.

Posted

I'm a bit shit, as demonstrated by the Cobbo example. :o

Seriously, I'm average, not particularly good in any area. Suppose my tackling is alright and I get stuck in well. Decent in the air, and sometimes have the ability to go past players and cross the ball.

Most of the time, poo.

Hardly, I just said Katy had a really good first touch, don't make you shit chum.

You're good at barging people over :cool:

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Hardly, I just said Katy had a really good first touch, don't make you shit chum.

You're good at barging people over :cool:

In all fairness, and I don't think Katy will disagree? She doesn't really have a very goot touch at all. Which is why I'd be upset if I was Scowy...but hey ho

:whistle:

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In all fairness, and I don't think Katy will disagree? She doesn't really have a very goot touch at all. Which is why I'd be upset if I was Scowy...but hey ho

:whistle:

Katy bloody does thank you very much Ryanaldo :D

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