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What kind of footballer are you?

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I'm a no nonsense centre back but like you Syston I lack pace. I can deliver a good long ball though, and my tackling is good.

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I'm poor but I'm mainly left-sided, and I like to get stuck in a lot. :cool::devil:

Also, I'm sh*te at heading, decent at shooting and crossing from dead ball situations.

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My technique is rather dodgy, frankly, but I have good pace and will not let anyone run off with the ball :devil:

Usually play 5-a-side with some guys who never pass me the ball (well, only very rarely). So, I usually get it off the opposition :D

I was recently assigned to midfield duties (centre, then left) during a football friendly. Will probably play there during the next season, I guess...

Posted

I'm not particularly quick, but I have a lot of stamina. Naturally left-sided.

I also have great goal celebrations. :P

Posted

im pretty quick, work hard, harass defenders. Not good in the air and finishing is ok but needs improving. Dickov is who id be closest to. or rooney :P set up more than i score

Posted

Not that quick, have got a great first touch but im good at turning defenders and decent at finishing. I play up front but im not great. Just no how to get into the right positions! Im shite in the air aswell!

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I used to be a solid centre back in my early days, I was fvcking quality. I then tried left wing, I could play some killer through balls but could never actually cross so that didn't work out great. Then went up front. Haven't got a powerful shot but I'm a pretty good finisher. No strength, no pace and not much skill saw the end to that.

I shouldda stayed in defence ;) <_< :(:cry::doh::thumbdown::nono::closedeyes:

I really really regret not being allowed to play in a team earlier by my parents and also I regret moving out of defence where I was very good.

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Not that quick, have got a great first touch but im good at turning defenders and decent at finishing. I play up front but im not great. Just no how to get into the right positions! Im shite in the air aswell!

Hitesh, with self-advertising like that, who wouldn't sign you up immediately!?! lol:P

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I used to be a solid centre back in my early days, I was fvcking quality. I then tried left wing, I could play some killer through balls but could never actually cross so that didn't work out great. Then went up front. Haven't got a powerful shot but I'm a pretty good finisher. No strength, no pace and not much skill saw the end to that.

I shouldda stayed in defence ;) <_< :(:cry::doh::thumbdown::nono::closedeyes:

I really really regret not being allowed to play in a team earlier by my parents and also I regret moving out of defence where I was very good.

You just needed to put your nickname (Terminator X) on your shirt to be a great defender! :smile:

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Plus... I haven't quite worked out what obstruction is :P:ph34r::devil:

(particularly when marking someone with very long legs, a fast pace and great ball skills!)

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Most people who've seen me play would never believe that I used to be quite good! lol.

Too much beer and too many pies have left the football brain intact but the body sadly unwilling/unable to do its bidding in the way that it once did.

:P

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Most people who've seen me play would never believe that I used to be quite good! lol.

Too much beer and too many pies have left the football brain intact but the body sadly unwilling/unable to do its bidding in the way that it once did.

:P

Are you saying that you play like an ex-(professional) footballer? :D

Posted

Hot and Cold player. Sometimes can score loads, set up loads, touch perfect etc then other times be quite Wasteful, not a quick player but mostly enough acceleration to get there I like to try different tricks as well.

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I like to play on the left but am predominantly right footed. Crap at tackling and defending, good at volleying. My shots either go row Z or every now and then can bend one in. I'm sure Brendaa will disagree if he views this thread the foulling g!t.

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I'm a fairly quick right winger with decent stamina who can play good long balls and through passes, not that bad in the air but I'm known for being a bit wimpy and have poor finishing.

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Im rubbish and like to shoulder charge to get the ball, im also very good at kicking balls into the male genitalia. To sum up though I probably make a better Physio than footballer :D

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