Songs that mention...........well, er, nothing.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

 

[urban.spaceman]

 

[Alf Bentley]

4 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

 

 

Due for re-release on Mute Records....

[Alf Bentley]

Peaks after about 8 minutes....

 

 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

 

 

[Max Wall]

 

[Max Wall]

 

[Max Wall]

 

[rico]

 

[Max Wall]

 

[Max Wall]

 

[davieG]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

 

[Max Wall]

Can't bring myself to put Tubular Bells on here. Couldn't stand it.

[Max Wall]

 

[davieG]

2 minutes ago, Max Wall said:

Can't bring myself to put Tubular Bells on here. Couldn't stand it.

Well I put a Max Bygraves one in the Body parts topic. Can't be any worse than that.

[Alf Bentley]

This might be disqualified as it mentions 1 word a couple of times....

 

 

[Max Wall]

9 hours ago, davieG said:

Well I put a Max Bygraves one in the Body parts topic. Can't be any worse than that.

Did he qualify for that thread because he's a c***? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Max Wall]

1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said:

This might be disqualified as it mentions 1 word a couple of times....

 

 

Ah, ok, I'll join ya.

 

 

[davieG]

Just now, Max Wall said:

Did he qualify for that thread because he's a c***? 

If he is he's a dead one, RIP.

[Max Wall]

Just now, davieG said:

If he is he's a dead one, RIP.

Yeah, sorry Davie, my warped sense of humour. 

[Alf Bentley]

11 minutes ago, davieG said:

Well I put a Max Bygraves one in the Body parts topic. Can't be any worse than that.

 

If you'd posted "Deck of cards" by Max Bygraves in the Gambling Addiction thread, that would have been worse. 

[davieG]

Just now, Max Wall said:

Yeah, sorry Davie, my warped sense of humour. 

Nah, no need that wasn't me being offended. Some things are just impossible to respond to.

[Crinklyfox]

And relax...........

[Max Wall]

31 minutes ago, Crinklyfox said:

And relax...........

 

I had a Scottish mate who played this on the background of his telephone answer machine tape when they first came in, accompanied in a thick north of Scotland accent, by the words 'Aye es is Larry, I'm no in, leave a message after the tune'. If that wasn't bad enough, the machine was low quality and the tape appeared stretched. The guitar had a comical Hawaiian sound.

I genuinely can't remember how many times I phoned that number just to give myself a laugh. Entertainment has definitely advanced in the 21st century.