Funny Things That Have Happened To You

[RumbleFox]

Thought I’d start a thread for folk to share funny things/stories that have actually happened. I have hundreds of them as my life is one embarrassment after another but will start with this one just because I thought of it earlier and it made me laugh.

 

I was round a friends house years ago for drinks and we were all telling silly stories and having a laugh and someone said “do you piss in the shower?” and everyone was like “yeah of course, all the time” and we were all laughing and agreeing in that “it’s funny because it’s true” kinda way then this one lad, through the laughter, was like “haha yeah yeah and when you do a shIt in there too right?!?”.

 

Everyone just stopped laughing and stared, he instantly realised his shower sh1tting was not normal and looked horrified and then we all laughed at him.

 

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[jonthefox]

Only the other day i unwrapped a toffee , threw the toffee in the bin and put the wrapper in my mouth. 

[Parafox]

There's a similar topic to this that was started a few years back. Can't find it now. I remember many a funny true story from back then.

I think it was called "Your Embarrassing Moments" or something similar.

Edited 9 July 2020 by Parafox

[The Blur]

@Ric Flair  will win this hands down with his Hellyn or whatshername story.  

[ThurmastonFox]

Well, I went to the KP a couple of seasons back and an inflatable Dino was in my seat. I took it as a sign that he wanted adopting and he’s lived with me ever since 😇