Things you can do with an extra 630 minutes…

[Aus Fox]

Unless something happens in the next 10, it’s now 630 minutes since we scored a goal at home in the Premier League. 
Firstly, is there anyone that’s sat through all 630 minutes? Other than Ruud.

Secondly, to lighten the more than depressing mood, what could you have done with the time? Here’s some suggestions.

 

 

Watch The Incredibles" (1 & 2) – twice, with time between each for toilet breaks and snacks

Watch Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" & "Across the Spider-Verse" – twice with plenty of time for snacks

Watch "Finding Nemo" & "Finding Dory three tims.

Watch the whole Twilight Saga" (1-4) – 607 min
  Drive from Leicester to John O’Groats or Penzance with time for stops.

Drive to Amsterdam and watch Ajax  score goals.

You could write about 10,000 words of a new novel…

Any other ideas?

[when_you're_smiling]

Season one of Mad Men is 611 minutes, so unfortunately you’d still have to watch some fruitless attacks at the end.

[HybridFox]

Read How to score a goal for dummies?

[Jattdogg]

Wank 315 times.

[Vacamion]

 

Remember when they pitted Liz Truss against a lettuce?

 

Well I reckon you could grow a lettuce before we score again.

 

 

[SecretPro]

Have at least 800 wanks

[Jattdogg]

1 minute ago, Vacamion said:

 

Remember when they pitted Liz Truss against a lettuce?

 

Well I reckon you could grow a lettuce before we score again.

 

 

Even she'd do right now.

[jbflcfc]

Start 630 different threads about the same topic.

[when_you're_smiling]

1 minute ago, Jattdogg said:

Even she'd do right now.

Was it 50 days she lasted as PM?

By the time we play next it will be 66 days without a goal in the league and 120 days without one at home.

[niyaminski]

How many minutes till the season ends? 😭

[Fox92]

Not actually go to the games.