moseeds Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 People are always looking to shed responsibility, for example: NATIONAL RAIL EXCUSES ------------------------------ There are leaves on the line, the rails are unsafe. It is too hot, the rails are unsafe. It is too cold, the rails are unsafe. There is a train blocking the way, please wait. There is currently no driver for your train, please wait. There are too many people on this train, please alight. Similarly: CRAIG LEVIEN EXCUSES ----------------------------- The players are thinking too much, that is why we lost. We are doing 90% of the things right, that is why we lost. The players are very young, that is why we lost. We do not have much experience, that is why we lost. The opposition scored a brilliant goal, that is why we lost. We peppered their goal, the ball wouldn't go in, that is why we lost. We have the highest statistics for hitting the post, that is why we lost. We have very bad luck, that is why we lost. Care to add anymore? To either?
Darth Fox Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 People are always looking to shed responsibility, for example: NATIONAL RAIL EXCUSES ------------------------------ There are leaves on the line, the rails are unsafe. It is too hot, the rails are unsafe. It is too cold, the rails are unsafe. There is a train blocking the way, please wait. There is currently no driver for your train, please wait. There are too many people on this train, please alight. Similarly: CRAIG LEVIEN EXCUSES ----------------------------- The players are thinking too much, that is why we lost. We are doing 90% of the things right, that is why we lost. The players are very young, that is why we lost. We do not have much experience, that is why we lost. The opposition scored a brilliant goal, that is why we lost. We peppered their goal, the ball wouldn't go in, that is why we lost. We have the highest statistics for hitting the post, that is why we lost. We have very bad luck, that is why we lost. Care to add anymore? To either? They scored more goals than us so we lost Altough we lost things are progressing(no they are not ye Numpty), but we lost. I've cut the wage bill, but we lost. God why can't he dissapear to that island on lost and get eaten by the polar bear!
Leicfox Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 The opposition boarded the goal up with wooden planks.
moseeds Posted 25 January 2006 Author Posted 25 January 2006 The opposition physically moved the proverbial goal posts, so we couldn't score, that is why we lost.
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 Its tough when you have this many fixtures close together, thats when you need strength in depth, that at the minute we have not got
l444ry Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 It's Tim Davies and the Boards fault......they won't sack me....
cisono Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 Our goalkeeper did a great job last night, except on one occasion, that's why we lost We played well 99% of the time, except for 1 minute when the opposition happened to score (how unlucky) And they scored a golden goal, nothing we could have done there
moseeds Posted 25 January 2006 Author Posted 25 January 2006 The opposition didn't attack, they were happy to defend, that is why we lost. [burnley] We thought we could score and sit back, but we didn't, that is why we lost. [sheff wed]
cisono Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 Someone moved the corner mark which made it easier for the opposition to score from a set piece
Dr The Singh Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 Tha fans didn't support us, that's why we lost!!! This is a long term project and will take at least 2 to3 seasons of booing to get me out!!!!!
Muz Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 We're not far away from being a force in this division.
wonderboy Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 i was offered a £50 bung thats why we lost me and my boyfriend kisnorbo had an argument thats why we lost we turned up at the wrong ground thats why we lost tim davies wont do oral thats why we lost mdv's hip replacement operation was today thats why we lost
Manwell Pablo Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 We are sorry to annouce that the 17:14 service to London Eustone has been delayed by approximately 10 minutes. This is due to a Craig Levein being tied to the track.
cisono Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 Thing is... would "I don't know why we lost" sound much better?
Manwell Pablo Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 Thing is... would "I don't know why we lost" sound much better? No I want to hear somthing like. We were lack luster, we didn't play well and we didn't create anything. We deserved to lose.
Yaxx Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 I got my head stuck up my arse, that's why we lost We were playing in yellow, that's why we lost It was the wrong type of grass, that's why we lost We were a long way from home, that's why we lost They were bigger than us, that's why we lost
moseeds Posted 25 January 2006 Author Posted 25 January 2006 On Champ Manager, the tactics always work, that is why we lost. On Champ Manager, Kisnorbo is worth £10 Million, that is why we lost.
Thracian Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 I got my head stuck up my arse, that's why we lost We were playing in yellow, that's why we lost It was the wrong type of grass, that's why we lost We were a long way from home, that's why we lost They were bigger than us, that's why we lost How about: The other team turned up, and that was a big advantage to them. I kept leaving Sheehan on the bus, I knew we had someone else. I just couldn't concentrate on the match for reading the emails TD had passed to me I missed their goal cos I was checking train times to Edinburgh Every time we fouled one of their guys the ref kept giving a free-kick. How can you cope with that?. Until we start passing the ball we'll get nowhere and we won't be doing that for two or three years. We had stacks of chances. In training we often score from 60 yards. Football's no different whether it's played at Cowdenbeath or Leicester. Is that not proof?.
andyh1884 Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 How about: The other team turned up, and that was a big advantage to them. I kept leaving Sheehan on the bus, I knew we had someone else. I just couldn't concentrate on the match for reading the emails TD had passed to me I missed their goal cos I was checking train times to Edinburgh Every time we fouled one of their guys the ref kept giving a free-kick. How can you cope with that?. Until we start passing the ball we'll get nowhere and we won't be doing that for two or three years. We had stacks of chances. In training we often score from 60 yards Football's no different whether it's played at Cowdenbeath or Leicester. Is that not proof?. that's cos in training they play against douglas
Yaxx Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 We ran out of beers on the coach, that's why we lost
moseeds Posted 25 January 2006 Author Posted 25 January 2006 This thread would be hilarious, if it wasn't so tragically true.
wonderboy Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 our players played like world beaters today we looked like brazil played with passion guile and determination and douglases hatrick well that was sheer class. also kisnorbo's 60 yarder and matty fratt having 6 goalls dissalowed and elvis saving that goal off the line from 1 yard out that was bloody briilliant thats why we lost
moseeds Posted 25 January 2006 Author Posted 25 January 2006 Elvis was onside, he didn't know what to do, that is why we lost. DeVries was running so slow, he sank into the mud, that is why we lost.
wonderboy Posted 25 January 2006 Posted 25 January 2006 kisnorbo wouldnt stop blowing kisses at me that is why we lost rab was eating his battred snickers at the time thats why we lost i left all the decent players behind at leicester thats why we lost matty fryatt was late for his tea thats why we lost i was watching lost on tv thats why we lost
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