Deathside Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 Two posts at the same time - How do we deal with this then? MUZ is of course an anagram of Danish Pastry Nationwider appears in the guiness book of records - but has asked me not to reveal which record(s) he holds
Lemon Harpic Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 Muz thinks things were better before those people came and ruined everything. "We all know who they are." insists the FoxesTalk irregular.
Nationwider Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 Amongst Lemon Harpic's celebrated works is his short instructional booklet entitled "Assembly and Usage of the Japanese Home Barbeque". The Daily Record described it as "...a good introduction for the novice..." and gave it four stars.
Lemon Harpic Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 stulcfc remembers when all this was nowt but fields.
coale39 Posted 12 May 2006 Posted 12 May 2006 Lemon Harpic got his name as he likes to rub Harpic on his man tits whilst fingering a dogs bottom and screaming "Akabooboo!!!!!!!" so load he hopes someone from the nearby gay bar will join him.
Strokes Posted 12 May 2006 Posted 12 May 2006 Lemon Harpic got his name as he likes to rub Harpic on his man tits whilst fingering a dogs bottom and screaming "Akabooboo!!!!!!!" so load he hopes someone from the nearby gay bar will join him. Coale39 has Akabooboo in his signature as a reminder of his time pretending to be Lemon Harpics Dog ' It brings back such fond memory's' reminises the Foxestalk poster.
coale39 Posted 12 May 2006 Posted 12 May 2006 Whilst fantisising about Homer Simpson going down on him, fox4eva switches on Bible Hymes - Its time to Rock... with Jesus ( His favourate album). theres a knock at the door ... its your grandma selling sex to you for her crack addiction. She puts on her Homer Simpson mask, ready for ya.
The People's Hero Posted 13 May 2006 Posted 13 May 2006 Lemon Harpic flew in to a blind rage upon hearing the news all those years ago that Take That were to split up. He has attended all of the recent 'comeback' concerts and has never washed his chest since Howard signed it all those years ago. Oh and he also goes shagging sheep with Parsons.
Parsons Posted 13 May 2006 Posted 13 May 2006 The Peoples Zero almost slit his rists once as he found out that he wasnt adored by everyone
The People's Hero Posted 13 May 2006 Posted 13 May 2006 Parsons however DID attempt to slit his own wrists when he found out he wasn't adored by ANYONE. But failed. Failure has become a regular bedfellow of Parsons.. quietly mocking him whilst he attempts to sleep.
Lemon Harpic Posted 14 May 2006 Posted 14 May 2006 When he was a small-time Turkish dope runner, a rival Hungarian gang tried to seize Kenlcfc's territory and business by taking his family hostage. Kenlcfc, in response, killed his own family and all (but one) of the threatening gangsters. He then started a crusade against the gang, systematically eliminating their friends, family, children, lovers, parents, and even their homes and businesses before eventually disappearing. He is a criminal mastermind, and his name strikes fear into the heart of hardened criminals.
joyceys barmy army Posted 14 May 2006 Posted 14 May 2006 Lemon Harpic actually wrote the female eunuch under the name germaine greer
coale39 Posted 14 May 2006 Posted 14 May 2006 joyceys barmy army is atually part of a huge, underground army unit that disposes of peoples unwanted fabric condioners and clown costumes. They also been trying to start up there own clown college but so far all attemts have failed. There f****ng barmy alright.
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 joyceys barmy army is atually part of a huge, underground army unit that disposes of peoples unwanted fabric condioners and clown costumes. They also been trying to start up there own clown college but so far all attemts have failed. There f****ng barmy alright. Coale39 was actually offered the usernames of Coale37 or Coale_1, he opted for Coale 39 because he thought it 'was just cooler'.
coale39 Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Coale39 was actually offered the usernames of Coale37 or Coale_1, he opted for Coale 39 because he thought it 'was just cooler'. haha TPH is often seen around skips looking for a suitable guitar as he lost the other one. The gipsy fruitcake.
Bert Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 The People's Hero breaks wind whilst he is in bed, then locks himself under the quilt, to get the full smell.
Milky Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Coale39 has a large and varied collection of deodrant cans, and has been an avid collector for 10 years now. "Sure sport is currently my favourite design, closely followed by the right guard can, i just love it's upward spray" he exclaimed whilst polishing a mid 90's retro linx multipack.
coale39 Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 bluearmy 5 is the largest stockholder of the company "Gay assessorys" The current slogun is "Feel like a real man....inside as well as out".
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