davieG Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 What's the first thing you take off when you go to bed? If life's just a bowl of cherries who gets the pip? If you were PM and had to make an official statement what would you say? They say that love makes the world go around how would you do to prove that? When and where was the last you tripped over and fell and how did you feel? If had the power to make someone disappear, love you and buy you a meal who would they be and why? Is there something else you'd rather be doing right now? If a young lady asked you to keep watch whilst she relieved herself in the street what would you do? If you could be a fly on the wall where would it be and why? How far would you go to get food if you were really starving (not eaten for weeks)?
Knighton Matt Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 What's the first thing you take off when you go to bed? Well if you take off their bra it shows you're a bit too desperate to dive straight in to the good stuff so I'd prob pretend to be classy and gently slide off a strap from the shoulder. OH! You meant me? Erm...Probably my top I like to stand in front of the mirror like Gareth Cheeseman telling myself I'm a tiger. If life's just a bowl of cherries who gets the pip? Is this supposed to be a metaphor for who gets the s**t left over that nobody wants? People who don't use both lanes turning right onto the A6 at the racecourse roundabout coming off the Ring Road in the morning. I don't even like cherries but I'd happily eat some so i could spit the pips at these Mother Truckers. If you were PM and had to make an official statement what would you say? Slight modifications would include: TPH, Nationwider and the Fezzler providing some live backing vocals (i.e. the na na na's) in front of no 10 as the statement went live to the nation. Someone actually shaving me as I speak - I can't multitask you see. I'd choose Holly purely because she's hot and it would enhance my street cred. At the end I'd finish with: "Be a King...That's right Liz you 'eard!" They say that love makes the world go around how would you do to prove that? Is this even a sentence? If love makes the world go round I'd front a worldwide awareness campaign due to my high profile in South Knighton. Unfortunately due to a lack of funds caused by too much bare faced pubbery I tried to do the marketing/propaganda on the cheap and mistakenly ended up with the slogan "Make Love around the World" Soldiering on bravely I stick to the new campaign, spreading my seed of love across the globe, simultaneously bringing the CSA down to its knees under an unprecendented level of administration due to my dangerous liasions. When and where was the last you tripped over and fell and how did you feel? I think I fell over when I was drunk in Life a few months ago. andyh1884 fell on top of me but I'd say the feelings were more drunken than aroused. If had the power to make someone disappear, love you and buy you a meal who would they be and why? Another less than impressive sentence! Disappear: Ben Elton. Not even having a hand in writing Blackadder can save this t**t from my cloak and dagger acts. Seriously what a **** Love me: Kirsty Gallacher. She's hot and she loves footie. I would. In a breath. Buy me dinner: Holly. Apparently I owe her a couple of drinks but I think it might be on the condition she buys me dinner Is there something else you'd rather be doing right now? As much as I'm enjoying this I'd rather be sharking some fitties or even better getting jiggy with Mrs Biggy (no idea who she is but I've had a couple of beers therefore I'm anyone's tonight). If a young lady asked you to keep watch whilst she relieved herself in the street what would you do? When you say 'relieved'??? I'd tell her to show some respect before turning away and covering my ears so I couldn't hear the horrible gushing sound which would probably put me off her for life 5 mins (forgot how easy I am) If you could be a fly on the wall where would it be and why? Spearmint Rhinos. Imagine the view! How far would you go to get food if you were really starving (not eaten for weeks)? No idea but me and a mate once went clubbing in Prague and got turfed out about 6 a.m. Feeling like we hadn't eaten for weeks (tedious link admittedly) and still decidedly worse for wear we decided to walk back to our accomodation and pick up some breakfast en route. Part a) went smoothly if not slightly disgracefully as we popped into McDonalds followed by a KFC (an awesome drunken breakfast combo). Unfortunately Part b) was not so well thought out as in our slightly intoxicated state we forgot to factor in the fact that we were staying on the outskirts of the city and Prague is quite big. Anyway 4 hours later we stumbled in triumphantly at 11.00 in the morning where I promptly fell asleep on the toilet for the first and only time in my life. I don't know which was worse when I woke up the blinding headache or the complete lack of any sensation in my legs. I've been Knighton Matt thanks for listening!
Steven Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 The answers were better than the questions Certainly more thought went into them.
holly Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 i aint buying u no dinner, i am a student i cant afford it hehe
The People's Hero Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 I may have had a few beers, but I tell u what KM - you've done well there. Big night out in Nfampt'n looms.
Bert Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 i aint buying u no dinner, i am a student i cant afford it hehe But you can get drunk every night
The People's Hero Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 i aint buying u no dinner, i am a student i cant afford it hehe I bet you could afford to buy Hunky Matt a dinner....
holly Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 But you can get drunk every night hmmm well yeh, but they have to be done hehehe
andyh1884 Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 When and where was the last you tripped over and fell and how did you feel? I think I fell over when I was drunk in Life a few months ago. andyh1884 fell on top of me but I'd say the feelings were more drunken than aroused. Must have been a bottle of VK in your pocket then lad
cisono Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 What's the first thing you take off when you go to bed? Are you supposed to take something off when you go to bed?!?!? And why did the previous responder immediately think that the person going to bed would not be going to bed alone/to get some sleep? If you were PM and had to make an official statement what would you say? Not sure I could make up any more rubbish than has already been said! When and where was the last you tripped over and fell and how did you feel? About a month ago in a circuits class. I felt like laughing. I knew I was about to fall, so I just went along with it (lateral judo-style fall, except there was no mat) and was back on my feet in no time. No problems whatsoever. PS: I now always ensure that my laces are done up properly! If had the power to make someone disappear, love you and buy you a meal who would they be and why? I'd say Fabio Cannavaro (for all three of them). I like the hard-working type who can read the game. Is there something else you'd rather be doing right now? Nope, or I'd be doing that instead (e.g. dinner with Cannavaro would be my first choice of activity) If you could be a fly on the wall where would it be and why? I don't like the idea of being a fly... particularly considering where they normally go... How far would you go to get food if you were really starving (not eaten for weeks)? If you were really starving, you'd probably would not go very far and would eat the first thing you could find. OK, that was a joke. I don't know. And I bl**dy hope that I will never find out either!
Cobbo Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 What's the first thing you take off when you go to bed? Are you supposed to take something off when you go to bed?!?!? And why did the previous responder immediately think that the person going to bed would not be going to bed alone/to get some sleep? If you were PM and had to make an official statement what would you say? Not sure I could make up any more rubbish than has already been said! When and where was the last you tripped over and fell and how did you feel? About a month ago in a circuits class. I felt like laughing. I knew I was about to fall, so I just went along with it (lateral judo-style fall, except there was no mat) and was back on my feet in no time. No problems whatsoever. PS: I now always ensure that my laces are done up properly! If had the power to make someone disappear, love you and buy you a meal who would they be and why? I'd say Fabio Cannavaro (for all three of them). I like the hard-working type who can read the game. Is there something else you'd rather be doing right now? Nope, or I'd be doing that instead (e.g. dinner with Cannavaro would be my first choice of activity) If you could be a fly on the wall where would it be and why? I don't like the idea of being a fly... particularly considering where they normally go... How far would you go to get food if you were really starving (not eaten for weeks)? If you were really starving, you'd probably would not go very far and would eat the first thing you could find. OK, that was a joke. I don't know. And I bl**dy hope that I will never find out either! Why is there a phone called clit in your sig?
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 6 July 2006 Posted 6 July 2006 What's the first thing you take off when you go to bed? Jocks. Oh sweet freedom. If life's just a bowl of cherries who gets the pip? Hippies. Tree hugging hippies. No one smells worse. If you were PM and had to make an official statement what would you say? Paisley, you're a twat. Belfast is hereby acceded by the South. They say that love makes the world go around how would you do to prove that? Announce a day of compulsory love making. There would be no time for war, and productivity / staff morale would skyrocket. When and where was the last you tripped over and fell and how did you feel? St. Kilda road, drunk a while ago and felt nothing since drunk. If had the power to make someone disappear, love you and buy you a meal who would they be and why? Women, women and women. Is there something else you'd rather be doing right now? There's a free tab on down at the Leveson, so I'm heading there as soon as I post this. If a young lady asked you to keep watch whilst she relieved herself in the street what would you do? If she was hot, I'd watch. How often do you get to see that? Mate. If you could be a fly on the wall where would it be and why? It wouldn't be the wall above the urinal for fear of being drowned by some ambitious punter. How far would you go to get food if you were really starving (not eaten for weeks)? I'd revert to hunter-gatherer mode, which may include slaughtering bovine or other palatable mammal.
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