holly Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 right i need help... i have just been asked to work for a week in a diff job than mine. but i need to get 2 days from work that i am ment to be working, to be able to go in and do this other job, i need some really good excuses please so start thinking! not really sure if what i have just written even makes any sense. but help me out please
Manwell Pablo Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 right i need help... i have just been asked to work for a week in a diff job than mine. but i need to get 2 days from work that i am ment to be working, to be able to go in and do this other job, i need some really good excuses please so start thinking! not really sure if what i have just written even makes any sense. but help me out please who do you work for?
holly Posted 5 July 2006 Author Posted 5 July 2006 who do you work for? Hobbs .. its a clothes shop and i am only part time ya see so only do 3 days a week and 2 of my days are mon and tues and the other 1 is on saturday
macbeth Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 Hobbs .. its a clothes shop and i am only part time ya see so only do 3 days a week and 2 of my days are mon and tues and the other 1 is on saturday don't they sell thinking caps in your clothes shop
Janx Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 mines on at a devillishly rakish and jaunty angle..im feeling sassy!
The Don Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 right i need help... i have just been asked to work for a week in a diff job than mine. but i need to get 2 days from work that i am ment to be working, to be able to go in and do this other job, i need some really good excuses please so start thinking! not really sure if what i have just written even makes any sense. but help me out please Say you're having your wisdom teeth out.
Daggers Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 How about citing "ladies problems"? In my experience, no one likes to discuss the exact nature of a lady's problem. Personally, I have no idea what problems ladies have but I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out. Failing that, you have just discovered that you have a half-sister that lives in Moscow and she is coming to visit. You will both be going on the Jeremy Kyle show for the reunion and so you will be unable to come into work for two days. Or, if you want to throw a sickie - try this website
Janx Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 How about citing "ladies problems"? In my experience, no one likes to discuss the exact nature of a lady's problem. Personally, I have no idea what problems ladies have but I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out. Failing that, you have just discovered that you have a half-sister that lives in Moscow and she is coming to visit. You will both be going on the Jeremy Kyle show for the reunion and so you will be unable to come into work for two days. Or, if you want to throw a sickie - try this website sorry to hijack the thread, but did you see that bunch of inbred pikey mother f**king trailer trash this morning?
The People's Hero Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 Your excuse is you've had an offer of some alternate work for those days which you're going to take up.
Daggers Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 sorry to hijack the thread, but did you see that bunch of inbred pikey mother f**king trailer trash this morning? I saw the unfaithful incoherent man who slept with his prostitute mother-in-law while his wife got stoned and entertained men to unprotected sex in front of her child... Couldn't understand what the problem was
macbeth Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 Your excuse is you've had an offer of some alternate work for those days which you're going to take up. bl**dy hell i never thought of honesty
Janx Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 I saw the unfaithful incoherent man who slept with his prostitute mother-in-law while his wife got stoned and entertained men to unprotected sex in front of her child... Couldn't understand what the problem was yup, what class! Who says the welfare state is focked up??
Fez of Mahrez Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 yup, what class! Who says the welfare state is focked up?? Were they from Leicester? Holly by the way - what is the work you want to take up?
holly Posted 5 July 2006 Author Posted 5 July 2006 Were they from Leicester? Holly by the way - what is the work you want to take up? my friend works at a pay day loan company, pays really well and she asked me if i could come in and work for a week!! really didnt wanna turn it down TPH the honesty thing is actually a pretty good idea, but then they might sack me or even hate me for leaving them in the lurch, i thought with throwing a sicky i could atleast then still get payed
Janx Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 my friend works at a pay day loan company, pays really well and she asked me if i could come in and work for a week!! really didnt wanna turn it down TPH the honesty thing is actually a pretty good idea, but then they might sack me or even hate me for leaving them in the lurch, i thought with throwing a sicky i could atleast then still get payed blimey perhaps my hijacking of this thread want that far removed!
Collymore Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 my friend works at a pay day loan company, pays really well and she asked me if i could come in and work for a week!! really didnt wanna turn it down TPH the honesty thing is actually a pretty good idea, but then they might sack me or even hate me for leaving them in the lurch, i thought with throwing a sicky i could atleast then still get payed Have you got no holidays you can take?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 Jury duty Minor surgery Called up to England netball squad for two-day international tournament in Singapore.
davieG Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 I saw the unfaithful incoherent man who slept with his prostitute mother-in-law while his wife got stoned and entertained men to unprotected sex in front of her child... Couldn't understand what the problem was Was that Big Brother?
Alexikokopops Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 You have to go to hospital for "lady problems". Works a treat. If you're a lady that is, not if you're a guy.
davieG Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 ' date='Jul 5 2006, 06:29 PM' post='346113'] You have to go to hospital for "lady problems".Works a treat. If you're a lady that is, not if you're a guy. Unless you're a guy wanting to be a lady
cisono Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 ' date='Jul 5 2006, 06:29 PM' post='346113']You have to go to hospital for "lady problems". Works a treat. If you're a lady that is, not if you're a guy. Could work even for guys! How? Ehmmm well, for example imagine the scenario: your girlfriend/wife is experiencing "ladies' problems" and hits you on the head, so you have to go to casualty to be checked out. Is that too far-fetched?
Daggers Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 How about citing "ladies problems"? In my experience, no one likes to discuss the exact nature of a lady's problem. Personally, I have no idea what problems ladies have but I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out. ' date='Jul 5 2006, 06:29 PM' post='346113']You have to go to hospital for "lady problems". Works a treat. If you're a lady that is, not if you're a guy. Sorry Alex, already covered that base...
Knighton Matt Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 What's the latest Holly? Did you get some excuses in?
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