Daggers Posted 17 July 2006 Posted 17 July 2006 Betty Swollocks? I think so. Knowing that just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside :thumbsup:
Cobbo Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 Knowing that just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside :thumbsup: They're warm and fuzzy too!
davieG Posted 18 July 2006 Author Posted 18 July 2006 All together now: We're having a heat wave, A tropical heat wave, The temperature's rising, It isn't surprising, She certainly can can-can. She started a heat wave By letting her seat wave In such a way that The customers say that She certainly can can-can. Gee, her anatomy Makes the mercury Jump to ninety-three. We're having a heat wave, A tropical heat wave, The way that she moves That thermometer proves That she certainly can can-can.
Steven Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 F*** off weather. You will be moaning when it is freezing cold. Let the hot weather stay for another 8 weeks I say.
Daggers Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 If just one of you moaning bastards mentions the cold and wet come January then I am going to stamp my foot hard. Until it hurts me.
dandannieldanok Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 Hot and cold weather should be eradicated for mild, sunny interval weather, 15-20C by Tony Blair or Mutant Aliens
Scow Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 You will be moaning when it is freezing cold. Let the hot weather stay for another 8 weeks I say. Warm weather yes, hot weather like this - No. It's not nice having to spend almost 2 hours a day walking in this weather, plus suffering even further on public transport.
Daggers Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 Warm weather yes, hot weather like this - No. It's not nice having to spend almost 2 hours a day walking in this weather, plus suffering even further on public transport. IT'S GLORIOUS
Steven Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 IT'S GLORIOUS Supported City Since: 1215 Was it in the Magna Carta.
macbeth Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 Was it in the Magna Carta. i think 1215 means just after midday
Daggers Posted 18 July 2006 Posted 18 July 2006 Was it in the Magna Carta. i think 1215 means just after midday Aren't dates great?
davieG Posted 19 July 2006 Author Posted 19 July 2006 Update: Heatwave Warning Tel: 0870 900 0100 www.metoffice.gov.uk Customer Name (Ref: MO43) Forecast Issued on Wednesday, 19 July 2006 at 09:56 Heat-Health Watch< Level 3 - Heatwave The probability of heatwave conditions in parts of England and Wales between 0900 on Wednesday and 1500 on Friday is 100% General Comments:- Today is the peak of the present heatwave, although after today it will still take a day or two for parts of southeast England and the east of England to drop below Level 3. Thundery showers are expected to spread to the southwest later today, and to many other areas on Thursday. Regional Risk Assessments For Occurrence of Heatwave Conditions between 0900 Local Time on Wednesday and 1500 Local Time on Friday. Region Risk Comments North East England 95 % Refreshingly cooler on coasts. North West England 100 % Nil. Yorkshire and the Humber 100 % Refreshingly cooler on coasts. West Midlands 100 % Nil. East Midlands 100 % Nil. East of England 100 % Refreshingly cooler on coasts. Southeast England 100 % Refreshingly cooler on coasts. London 100 % Nil. Southwest England 100 % Refreshingly cooler near the south coast. Wales 100 % Refreshingly cooler near the south coast. An update will be issued by 0900 on Thursday. © Crown Copyright. Met Office.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 19 July 2006 Posted 19 July 2006 Hot and cold weather should be eradicated for mild, sunny interval weather, 15-20C by Tony Blair or Mutant Aliens I find it humourous that 'sunny interval weather' for you guys is 15-20C. I'd be freezing my John Bollocks at that level!
Daggers Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 In a season of unprecedented weather the British people have said, in a MORI poll, that they have never experienced so much weather before. It is believed that currently 96% of Brits are currently discussing the weather and the remaining 4% are thinking about it a lot. The leader of the opposition asked the Prime Minister if the weather is the result of the cash for peerages scandal. "Well, being British, we never have weather at this time of the year usually" said Barry Onions (42), a proctologist from Bent. Weather forecasters at the Meteorological office predict that we are in for more weather over the coming weeks and that anyone who doesn't like it can just catch a flight to Norway. Fawn Sticks (32,24,38) added "I don't like weather and I blame it on all them illegals and fraudsters and that!" The British public has a mental age of 6.
Master Fox Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Fawn Sticks (32,24,38) added "I don't like weather and I blame it on all them illegals and fraudsters and that!" It's true! I blame them all for everything
macbeth Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 It's true! I blame them all for everything i blame the scapegoats
Daggers Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 i blame the scapegoats As a member of the Royal Society of Scapegoats I would like to protest in the strongest possible terms about always coping the blame for everything. Why don't you all go and dump on the righteous for a change?
macbeth Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 As a member of the Royal Society of Scapegoats I would like to protest in the strongest possible terms about always coping the blame for everything. Why don't you all go and dump on the righteous for a change? you scapegoats dont cop it all.............sometimes i use whipping boys .......( hope that can't be misinterpreted)......and the righteous sang some good songs ....couple of brothers weren't they?
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